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What's the best flavor of Dorito?

Easily_Remembered

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Remember years ago when they were called Cooler Ranch and Nacho Cheesier? What was that all about?
I think that they still are labeled as such. I think that the intention is to fool you into thinking that there is even more seasoning than before, despite what your eyes and tongue are telling you.
 

fenrir

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I won't hate on "cool ranch" but if that's your thing then get AIDS yo
It's not "Cool Ranch". It's Cool American:

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If you don't like our Great American processed garbage then go back to China (and make it for us).
 

Jenna

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I like cool ranch more but the bag always gets fucked up for me. There'll be 9 chips with zero dust and then the 10th will be insanely coated with the dust. I mostly do Nacho Cheese but I'll do the Salsa Verde some times.

Those Jacked Ranch Dipped Hot Wings are making me salivate though.
 

Jenna

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Best Doritos, in my opinion. None of that uneven seasoning shit you mentioned with the ranch, that always annoyed me.

Nice and thick, and they killed it with the buffalo dust. I bet it was some pennypinching executive who figured out it's more cost effective to sell thin chips. Fucking capitalism.
 
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