What’s something simple that makes you happy?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I love ignoring the able bodied 30 year old beggar on my way to work. He’s there about 80% of the time. He’s not homeless because he’s usually decently dressed and groomed. I’d hand him a job interview but I’m a scared white guy. My uncle sometimes argues with them but that’s a good way to quote get the strap pulled on you.

 

[guest]

- Getting into a freshly made bed after taking a bath
- A cup of tea
- A nice comfy sweater
- The smell and sound of rain
- The smell of a freshly mowed lawn
- A simple act of kindness
- Petting my cat
- Petting other people’s cats
- a simple but well crafted pop song

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

- Getting into a freshly made bed after taking a bath
- A cup of tea
- A nice comfy sweater
- The smell and sound of rain
- The smell of a freshly mowed lawn
- A simple act of kindness
- Petting my cat
- Petting other people’s cats
- a simple but well crafted pop song

Bathing always seemed kind of gross to me. Like you’re just soaking in your own germs.

 

[CutesyMissy]

Drawing, period.

 

[guest]

Bathing always seemed kind of gross to me. Like you’re just soaking in your own germs.

Try it sometime. Get some scented candles and some bath salts. You won’t regret it. Play some Paramore while you’re at it too. Perfect night!

 

[guest]

Waking up at 6 AM and realizing it's Saturday and I can go back to sleep.

(Sorry, this is patposting related) Listening to Niki talk about her PTSD from the trolls and stuff. Was listening to her interview while driving and laughing my ass off at her trauma.

Pissing outdoors.

Stealing (adrenaline).

Like OP, ignoring homeless people when they ask for money.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Waking up at 6 AM and realizing it's Saturday and I can go back to sleep.

(Sorry, this is patposting related) Listening to Niki talk about her PTSD from the trolls and stuff. Was listening to her interview while driving and laughing my ass off at her trauma.

Pissing outdoors.

Stealing (adrenaline).

Like OP, ignoring homeless people when they ask for money.

Pissing outdoors is a good one.

 

[guest]

Retards

 

[guest]

Retards

People make fun of retards a lot but they're so naturally funny. Can always bring a smile to my face.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

- Getting into a freshly made bed after taking a bath
- A cup of tea
- A nice comfy sweater
- The smell and sound of rain
- The smell of a freshly mowed lawn
- A simple act of kindness
- Petting my cat
- Petting other people’s cats
- a simple but well crafted pop song

The jingle of the subway doors reminding me of Ain't it Fun?

Also, Hayley Williams in general

 

[Dennyislife]

That first warm day of the year.

 

[Build Black Better]

Using racial slurs


On a related note, listening to Nigger Jim's vocaroos

 

[Build Black Better]

- Getting into a freshly made bed after taking a bath
- A cup of tea
- A nice comfy sweater
- The smell and sound of rain
- The smell of a freshly mowed lawn
- A simple act of kindness
- Petting my cat
- Petting other people’s cats
- a simple but well crafted pop song

Gay

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

When a cunty retard gets his balls kicked off by the trolls and has to sell his faggot motorcycle.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

- Getting into a freshly made bed after taking a bath
- A cup of tea
- A nice comfy sweater
- The smell and sound of rain
- The smell of a freshly mowed lawn
- A simple act of kindness
- Petting my cat
- Petting other people’s cats
- a simple but well crafted pop song

Very reddit response, Treeks

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

My brain.
I'm just kidding that never made me happy.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

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When a cunty retard gets his balls kicked off by the trolls and has to sell his faggot motorcycle.

Hey niki what do you think about this pro se fillng, pretty good huh?

Hello, mom, do you have like 30 mins?

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Talking to an attractive woman. I don't even have to fuck her (ew, yuck). Just the fact that she has to acknowledge that I'm better than her because I spoke first.

 

[Phish]

Heroin purdy simple and hits purdy good

 

[Dog Eater]

Going for a walk in a forest.
Looking down a coworkers top when she picks something up.