From 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, "He was a jolly old elf, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment he must be Saint Nick", so that would make him dwarf size. Makes sense, he's able to go down chimneys easily. NORAD claims he's 5'7" and 260 lbs. He's always portrayed as being humanoid though. I like the idea of a big Santa, 6'4" 328 lbs. He's definitely morbidly obese, but any speculation?
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What's Santa Claus' height and weight?
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Santa is black, child. Get over it, bigot.
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It only goes up to 6'1"
Not an answer, nigger. Get over it, spook. I'm sorry you're such a nigger, I can't evolve you into a chimp.