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Hairline completely unaffected, child.My pal Patrick eats and drinks at Hooli's every day and hasn't gained a pound in years, child
Dont worry, the FDA will get right on that.According to some YouTube video I watched last night, the average American consumes 700 calories DAILY from polyunsaturated saturated fats (vegetable oils). Apparently polyunsaturated fats are highly oxidizable which leads to disease because they also oxidize our mitochondria. The rise in heart disease, diabetes, and cancer all correlate with polyunsaturated fats consumption, which used to be zero before 1900.
Yeah but we got smartphones and message boards that allow us to make fun of people like Ugly Cumia.According to some YouTube video I watched last night, the average American consumes 700 calories DAILY from polyunsaturated saturated fats (vegetable oils). Apparently polyunsaturated fats are highly oxidizable which leads to disease because they also oxidize our mitochondria. The rise in heart disease, diabetes, and cancer all correlate with polyunsaturated fats consumption, which used to be zero before 1900.
Lol we're a messDay drinking, waking up at 12am and walking up to checkers to get some cold, barely cooked, wings because you have to put some food on top of all that alcohol has been approved by 1 out of every 10 doctors to be extremely healthy for you.
Chris Knobbe on YouTube woke me the fuck up to this shit. Watch thisAccording to some YouTube video I watched last night, the average American consumes 700 calories DAILY from polyunsaturated saturated fats (vegetable oils). Apparently polyunsaturated fats are highly oxidizable which leads to disease because they also oxidize our mitochondria. The rise in heart disease, diabetes, and cancer all correlate with polyunsaturated fats consumption, which used to be zero before 1900.
It's a bit more complicated than that. Polyunsaturated fats are in everything (meat and dairy included) and they're very much a thing people need. The thing that's important is the ratio of different polyunsaturated fats in relation to eachother, specifically omega-6 to omega-3. In modern diets that balance has been completely thrown out of whack by things like highly refined oils, calorie-dense food and subpar animal products (animals reared on the same nuts and seeds that the oils are made from are going to have more unhealthy meat than grassfed ones)According to some YouTube video I watched last night, the average American consumes 700 calories DAILY from polyunsaturated saturated fats (vegetable oils). Apparently polyunsaturated fats are highly oxidizable which leads to disease because they also oxidize our mitochondria. The rise in heart disease, diabetes, and cancer all correlate with polyunsaturated fats consumption, which used to be zero before 1900.
You don’t think this guy cooks his own meals regularly and tries to avoid processed food?It's a bit more complicated than that. Polyunsaturated fats are in everything (meat and dairy included) and they're very much a thing people need. The thing that's important is the ratio of different polyunsaturated fats in relation to eachother, specifically omega-6 to omega-3. In modern diets that balance has been completely thrown out of whack by things like highly refined oils, calorie-dense food and subpar animal products (animals reared on the same nuts and seeds that the oils are made from are going to have more unhealthy meat than grassfed ones)
A lot of vegetable oils that are in widespread use today have insanely unbalanced fatty acid ratios and are fucking terrible for you. Palm, coconut, peanut, sunflower. Not all vegetable oils are terrible, some are actually quite good for you, which only adds to the confusion and makes it harder for people to make the right decisions.
Honestly, when it comes to a healthy diet it always seems to come back to the basic two rules of: 1. Try to work with and eat the most natural and unrefined foodstuffs you can find, and 2. Cook your own fucking food, stupid.
Why would he? He's clearly not fat by any medical standard, childYou don’t think this guy cooks his own meals regularly and tries to avoid processed food? View attachment 76950
Can you imagine the roids on him?Pat drinks AND eats greasy slop so I imagine he feels like shit everyday.
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