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What's a good pick up line that works at a bar?

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I finally found the perfect bar to pick up chicks in. Not only is it always full of hot asian college students (already easy for me because Im white), but the men there are asian or ugly as fuck (no competition).

I won't have to try very hard, but I'll still need a good line or a way to separate one from the group to fuck her.
 

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Open up with a firm handshake. Say "busy night, tonight?", even if it's empty.

Introduce yourself as a male feminist. Ask about her ex boyfriends, and tell her they were awful and she deserves better. Buy her and all her friends drinks.

Once she is sufficiently impressed, exchange numbers and steam ID's.
 
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Just buy them drinks and ask questions about them and pretend to be interested in whatever inane shit they’re talking about.

Be direct. “Can I have your number, I’d like to take you out sometime”. You should get to that point within 5 minutes or else move on.
 
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