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What's 7 inches limp, unclipped and hooks to the left?

Snake

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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He just had to stand there looking cool in a suit while the judge literally yelled at Pat's googly eyed idiot for half an hour for being stupid and not understanding the law (his profession). If I were that Mayr guy, I honestly probably would've cried when I turned the camera off. And that's me saying that, Abe Vigoda, not some pussy.
 
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Ruben Pena woke up, showered, put on a fresh suit, gelled his hair up nice, drove down to the courthouse, sat there for half an hour watching another case, got called up to stand, stood there for a while as Mayr dug his own grave, was asked if he had anything additional to say, said no I'm good, argued monetary sanctions and left with every penny he asked for except $0.30.

And that was just his morning.
 

Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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He just had to stand there looking cool in a suit while the judge literally yelled at Pat's googly eyed idiot for being stupid and not understanding the law (his profession).

I can't believe that useless fat fuck was trying to argue that operating a web forum isn't considered an act of free speech. With no confidence behind his voice, mind you, even he didn't believe the dumb shit spilling out of his mouth.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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As Stavros, Esq. babbled on and on about nothing, Pena sat there silently exuding the confidence of a well endowed Chad.

When asked if he had anything to add, Pena calmly declined. The fact was that Stavros had said enough for the both of them.

By the end, there really was only one thing left to do, and he made damn sure that the good Judge, who was packing a python himself, knew the correct figure - right down to the goddamn penny.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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I liked how after Mayr took a fucking beating the judge asked Peńa if he had anything to add and he basically just said "Nawww, I'm good." This is the confidence of a man packing a full fire log.
At the first hearing, the pro tem gave Mayr ten days to make a better argument. Then he told Peña he’d give him ten days to respond to it, and Peña said he didn’t even need to. Omega-Chad
 

Midian9876

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PCJ and Pena are in the Hall of Fame. Do we have anyone else? SpaceEdge and Quasi possibly?
I was thinking of this earlier today. Who makes it onto our Mt Rushmore?

PCJ, Norm, St Mel… but I’m torn on the 4th. Pena is up there and has a chance, but if not, he’s definitely the next rung of heroes, joining the likes DJ Denny Falcone, Colin, and Hitler and several others.
 
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potatopeeler63

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At the first hearing, the pro tem gave Mayr ten days to make a better argument. Then he told Peña he’d give him ten days to respond to it, and Peña said he didn’t even need to. Omega-Chad
Waiting for some peña throat fucking niki photoshops while pat pugs his tud in the background. Basically free ribs
I would do it but im 14, dont know dick, etc
 
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