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Whatever happened to those incident numbers for the police reports Pat made?

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BudDickman said:
Did anyone follow up on that? Did the MPD actually dust for prints on the bike, and did they actually go to his house because of a report about sausage-making?
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He stopped himself in midsentence like, "They dusted -- they checked for fingerprints and there weren't any". Uh huh.

They did go to his house but skidaddled because they got rattled by the actual tough guy who seemed on the edge of punching them in the throat. All they could think about was they wanted to go home and see their kids again.
 
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If they dusted for prints they'd find a lot of local criminals frequent their house.

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I can take comfort in the fact that I never, not in my most drunken college days of zero standards or any time before or after, ever put my penis inside a bitch as ugly or brazen as Drinky. And I porked a legitimately ugly French chick in first year of Uni and an actual British 2000s porn star when I was first making some cash in my early 20s.

Nice rotting maxillary premolar and total lack sex appeal, you yellow-toothed ugly balding cunt. Haha, Fat. Adrienne was a 5 at best and you plummeted since then. I know an actual Down Syndrome guy who does better pussy-wise than you.
 
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I believe it. A bitch could just scoot herself along his huge tongue like a dog on the carpet
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Put it this way, I have an in-law who has a cousin who's Downs and he's been with his Downs lady friend for more than 20 years. He also works a McJob so is automatically a superior human being than Fat. Works 5 days a week, has a 2 decade long life partner who's with him for love. Fat - 0 Literal retarded Guy - 17.
 
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I can take comfort in the fact that I never, not in my most drunken college days of zero standards or any time before or after, ever put my penis inside a bitch as ugly or brazen as Drinky. And I porked a legitimately ugly French chick in first year of Uni and an actual British 2000s porn star when I was first making some cash in my early 20s.

Nice rotting maxillary premolar and total lack sex appeal, you yellow-toothed ugly balding cunt. Haha, Fat. Adrienne was a 5 at best and you plummeted since then. I know an actual Down Syndrome guy who does better pussy-wise than you.
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I want a brit to read my obituary.
Everyone on that shitty island is like william f buckely
 
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Operation Fag Bike was perpetrated by a group of highly trained individuals who each posse unique traits that are collectively needed to outsmart Pat and the MPD. The Milwaukee League of Justice has been notified. Your vandalism has forged your chains, child. Wait for the knock.
 
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