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Whatever happened to succinct headlines?
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I bet you it's SEO related
nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth
(birds don't have teeth, Booo!)
(birds don't have teeth, Booo!)
AI or Indian.
Oh yeah? I’m a CFO for insightsoftware. Eat my hot goo, hostesster.
My all time fav is “Dwyer Kills Self”
Simpler fawkin times
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Unintelligible
They're all borderline unreadable. I think they're doing it on purpose so people'll have to click on the article just to understand what the fuck they're even trying to say.
Headline style used to be based on maximum impact for smallest physical space on the page. So it would be "Man walks on Moon" rather than "Man walks on the Moon". The internet meant essentially unlimited space so online newspapers returned to standard English for their headlines. Then Twitter came along with character limits and once again headline style was introduced to aid in maximum impact. The Daily Mail is big enough that they probably have someone re-writing headlines for Twitter, meaning that they can really go to town with their web-edition headlines.
AI for sure
This Jack Grealish fellow sounds pretty saucy.
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