What would you guys do if Patrick revealed that he’s a diehard pest doing an elaborate bit?

[NortheastPhilly]

I think I would have to be locked in a padded room because I would no longer be able to cope with reality.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd be like "I fucking told ya."

 

[guest]

I would always give everybody the benefit of the doubt when they're being a dick, and become a happier person.

 

[Phish]

Id be so relieved for all the poor dark skinned missing children in MKE and would have to completely change the scope of my investigation into the murder of Bernell Trammell. Other than that id say well done, child. Now youve “taken away my favorite squeek toy” for the second time, asshole.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Immediately demand he give us the details of when Joseph Cumia called him, then yell at him for not letting that info leak.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I'd probably say, "Noooo, child", followed by "Shhhh....shhhhh...", unless he ended it in a Vos plug.

We'd probably turn into Patricks in that situation, because there must always be balance.

 

[42069]

I’d worship him as a God

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I'm pretty sure nothing would change

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'd tell him that o&a sucked shit

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[guest]

I’d give a nigga the bomb dope props. I actually wouldn’t because that’s impossible though I’d probably insist on him making me a sandwich.

Man, that old broad at my corner liquor store has some big bangers. Not relevant, I’m just saying.

 

[Raymond]

Ohhh, the problem with that, sweety, would be that we already figured that out.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I’d give a nigga the bomb dope props. I actually wouldn’t because that’s impossible though I’d probably insist on him making me a sandwich.

Man, that old broad at my corner liquor store has some big bangers. Not relevant, I’m just saying.

Kek

 

[guest]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I'd tell him that o&a sucked shit

we could probably rope him into supporting Opie or more likely Worm and bash him for that