What would you do if you were "swatted" (retarded welfare checked) as much as Patrick?

[soulbrotherman#1]

-Firstly, say you aren't a pig brained retard.
BUT you did stiff a Serbian psycho who makes false calls to the police out of $500, and now he keeps "SWATTing" you(ignore that the term isn't technically accurate since it's always a welfare check)
-Secondly, realize you're not a pig brained retard who somehow gets glee like a pig in mud at the possibility of victim fame from imaginary white supremacists and the possibility of a pig brained billion dollar lawsuit - you actually want it to stop?

How would you go about this?

Film the police harassing you?
I mean, imagine if you had even 20 videos of police knocking at your door, that'd be newsworthy to get them to stop? Would it?

Maybe enter a fat retarded version of witness protection, like for a moron who would never change his number once after being violently stalked for half a decade, where they only fakely change your address publicly. That could work.

Maybe I'd entice the police officers into acting rash with me. Hey, I'm just in my living room cleaning my guns in my bathrobe, get off my property! Sounds good right?

Ah, who cares I'll never be that retarded to have to worry about it.

 

[captain_kamala]

Soon as the police start targeting me I'm locked up

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Soon as the police start targeting me I'm locked up

Because you're a black girl?

 

[captain_kamala]

Because you're a black girl?

Because I'm schizo. First I notice them following me then they actually pick me up

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Well if someone pounded on my door in the middle of the night, I would make sure to answer wearing only a bathrobe and nothing else.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Well if someone pounds on my door in the middle of the night, I would make sure I answer wearing only a bathrobe and nothing else.

Just imagine the goldmine of bodycam interactions that Pat has had with the police. We heard that recording from his neighbor freaking out, we saw pats security photos in cuffs, we saw pats vid of him being uncooperative and screaming into the night. I can only imagine how the other 41 interactions went.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Just imagine the goldmine of bodycam interactions that Pat has had with the police. We heard that recording from his neighbor freaking out, we saw pats security photos in cuffs, we saw pats vid of him being uncooperative and screaming into the night. I can only imagine how the other 41 interactions went.

At what point will they close Pat's case and drop the video? They must know the victim is a fat bawl baby by now

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

At what point will they close Pat's case and drop the video? They must know the victim is a fat bawl baby by now

Those selfish bastards are keeping all the funny vids of him melting down for themselves. Got me heated.

 

[Turk February]

I would put on my Gi (A set of garments worn by karateka - practicioners of the martial art of karate) then I would kick the front door open holding my katana (an ancient oriental sword) and yell "WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THIS POSSE!? SHOW YOURSELF." I would challenge the senior officer to a showdown at night, a fight to the death - if I win, I get his badge, if he wins, he gets my gi. Of course I would win, because I am very good at karate. I would then become chief of police, I would fix all the wrongs of society, and put the bad guys away following bushido (an ancient oriental code or something) and never have to worry again about "SWATTING"

 

[SFWA liaison]

If I was in Pat's situation I'd immediately delete the crypto wallet from my phone and quit drinking.

 

[DMbA]

I am guessing there's so many successful swatting is because those two are always at home due to not having a job

 

[chewtoycock]

I would definitely be as belligerent and insulting as possible so they know I'm a serious man who won't take any guff from them. Probably also remind them that I'm their boss because I'm a taxpayer too, just to make sure they know where they stand in the pecking order.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I would definitely be as belligerent and insulting as possible so they know I'm a serious man who won't take any guff from them. Probably also remind them that I'm their boss because I'm a taxpayer too, just to make sure they know where they stand in the pecking order.

Dont forget to make sure your significant other is recording it all wearing her " They Are Trying To Kill Us" hoodie.

 

[Steve Ramone]

It couldn't happen because I'm not trying to be a political firebrand on twitter under my real name. I grew up on an internet that was overtly dangerous, trying to become internet famous invites this kind of shit.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I'd probably delete everything about me on social media and stop arguing with the internet but that's me. Probably wouldn't work according to this fat author I know.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

I’m not sure, I guess it depends on whether there is a lien on my house.