What would you do if you suddenly had $100 million?

[King of OnAForums]

#RedditAskAnything

 

[Lard Glug]

I’d probably do a cum.

 

[JebJoh]

I would come to your house and find out how much I’d have to pay you for a blowjob. Then I’d never finish and claim I don’t owe you anything due to that loophole

 

[peckafacce]

Hire someone to follow Pat around all day every day playing a tuba

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

5 chicks at the same time.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Id move far enough away that seeing family would only become a once per year or less occurrence. Or, I live in a smallish hayseed town, I’d build a skyscraper and live like that streetshitter who built a billion dollar home in the slums of India.

 

[guest]

buy a penthouse in a major downtown area (mke?) (10 mil),
buy Bitcoin (10 mill)
buy physical gold (15mill)
store cash in a secret location like fargo (5 mill)
A couple close friends and family (5 mill)
Open a rap bar with loud bass on n oakland ave (5 mill)
gambling/ hooahs travel/ and hotel suites at ceasars/ mgm (20 mil)
the rest in the index funds and treasury bonds. (30 mil) 1 million income just off interest every year.
Honestly, anyone can do it.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Clone Hitler

 

[guest]

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

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Anthony Cumia was then and is now a monumental faggot.

Cocksucker thought this was the height of pimp; "a bunch of old men but every now and then I can wrangle up a runaway".

 

[DMAN]

I'm a generous person who lives modestly, so I would immediately begin to budget out the amounts I would gift to certain people to see what they would do.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm a generous person who lives modestly, so I would immediately begin to budget out the amounts I would gift to certain people to see what they would do.

I thought you were going to say, “pay for a full OnA reunion and the guests without Norton.”

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I'd spread it around, help some friends out, travel a bit, buy myself a nice comfortable remote compound, degrade a few Instagram whores, you know, the usual shit.

 

[aRTie02150]

I'd probably die.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd go around roughing up people smaller than me and then I'd throw crumpled up $100 bills at them.

 

[White nigger slayer]

I'd probably die.

Even when discussing a fun topic artie brings the depression. Are you sure you don't want to transition?

 

[aRTie02150]

Even when discussing a fun topic artie brings the depression. Are you sure you don't want to transition?

I'd die from all the fun. STUPID.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Pay Opie and Anthony $50 million each to do a radio show together

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Cocaine and heroin, again, probably. No need to hold my pesky job anymore

 

[Phish]

Real answer: likely get $1million of the best opiates in the world and wind up dead and leave the rest to my family, or go to the best rehab in the country and live out the rest of my days bulldozing Milwaukee and trying to run Patricks neighborhood into the ground, while simultaneously reinvesting it in the opposite side of the city and multiplying my investments. Maybe invest in Hoolies and burn it down (legally) again.