What would you do if/when you stayed at Pat's (superhost) Air BnB?

[Patrick O'Neal]

I'd try out the Adirondack chairs and then probably go to Hoolis for the boy burger.

 

[UnPRePared]

Wear a wire.

 

[captain_kamala]

Stink it up with cigarette smoke

 

[New Name]

He doesn’t have forced air heat does he?

 

[Dog Eater]

Get semen all over the sheets (after it falls out of @captain_kamala)

 

[PickleRickle]

Have a revolving door of prostitutes coming over for hook ups. They have a choice, they can read from a list of chosen Pat tweets at the top of their lungs, or through a mega phone, or they can just blow me.

 

[Honoria]

I feel like at some point I'd have to interact with Pat. The fact that he knew the guy was catering the RNC means that at some point he talked to him even though the entire point of an AirBNB is not to have to do that.

I would change his Disney+ password.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Since this is all Hypothetical, I'd advertise a party with the local youths and see what kind of funnin they come up with. Just let things develop naturally when 2 Jamals disrespect each other.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Head over to Hoolis since Pat is banned and won't be there, get a Boy Burger and awful soup, drink 10 beers or so then have explosive diarrhea in Toilet Toiletson. Note: I will have previously shut off the water in the toilet so that the doodie would dry and stick to the porcelain, forcing the Pigman to scrape it off.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Given that it'a a third-world level shithole that doesn't even have central air I'd probably be forced to smear logs of shit all around the place in areas that aren't immediately apparent.

 

[A House Nigger]

I'd take a shit

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Head over to Hoolis since Pat is banned and won't be there, get a Boy Burger and awful soup, drink 10 beers or so then have explosive diarrhea in Toilet Toiletson. Note: I will have previously shut off the water in the toilet so that the doodie would dry and stick to the porcelain, forcing the Pigman to scrape it off.

Do a diarrhea upper decker in his toilet while you’re at it.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Pretend to do laundry all the time while looking for the secret hatch to his pepperoni facility.
Hide a set of scales somewhere and get him to stand on them to get an accurate number of that hogs weight.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Get drunk as fuck in it then shit on the floors finally smearing on all the walls

 

[Guff]

Firstly, I’d find the internal camera and unplug it. I would then place small pieces of seafood in the lining of the drapes and insides of the curtain poles.

Then I’d leave some subtle clues for Maid Tomlinson to find after I’d checked out. Little hints that a stlaker child had stayed at the hovel. A copy of Mr. Timothy on the nightstand, a pack of pepperoni in the fridge and an unflushed log the size of King Kongs finger in the crapper.

Then I’d report his camera to AirBnB & the police.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Stink it up with cigarette smoke

Thats how you get a negative review on AirBnB.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Tweet as pats toilet while sitting on pats toilet.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Take a shit between the mattress and box springs

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Again, hypothetical. Write "Dan Wuz here" all over the place and leave the toilet sparkling clean so he thinks he brought Flavia.

 

[Sue Lightning]

the boy burger.

I still don’t believe this is a real thing. It sounds like slang you’d hear on Grindr.