Some nigger stabbed a guy to death at the Dave and Busters in Times Square yesterday. I thought that would be a perfectly funny way for Jim to die. Just a random act of nigger violence that the media quickly sweeps under the rug, or better yet, puts the blame on racist shock jock Jim Norton. Hell, even just a stray bullet hitting him on the way into his building would get my ribs. Of course that fate wouldn't be good for Anthony. My great hope for him is that he lives until he's in his low 100s, body fucked beyond shit, every friend/family member/hanger on long dead, his money exhausted decades before, and desperately trying to get a middle-aged Warren to visit him as the dementia finally takes hold.
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What would be the funniest way for the boys to die?
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Opie: stomped to death by a homeless guy. Jim: stabbed during a robbery outside a massage parlor. Nana: alone, liver disease, body not discovered for a week. Joe: heart attack during a Rotgut reunion gig. Sam: crushed by a wrestler falling from the rafters.
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Opie - Choking on food
Anthony - Killed in home invasion
Jimmy - AIDS
Anthony - Killed in home invasion
Jimmy - AIDS
It's the Ant one I don't like. In his last faggy moment of panic he could still think he was justified. Unless it was Joe doing the home invasion to get Ant's change jar.
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Opie dies of AIDS he contracted during his frat initiations.
Anthony dies of AIDS he contracted from a mulatto shemale.
Jimmy dies from walking into an open manhole jaywalking to pester a minor celebrity for a photo.
Anthony dies of AIDS he contracted from a mulatto shemale.
Jimmy dies from walking into an open manhole jaywalking to pester a minor celebrity for a photo.
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Opie: Getting crushed at a Pearl Jam concert during a deep cut
Anthony: Racially motivated hate crime by an actual white man
Jim I want to see wither away for years to come
Anthony: Racially motivated hate crime by an actual white man
Jim I want to see wither away for years to come
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Best reply thus far. Nana, running for his life from the tranny district in Greenville, being chased by a pack of rednecks. "Get the faggot nigger! Hang him!".
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Old, broke and with chinky eyes.
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almost everyone in this thread think that Ironic, and funny are the same thing
All humor is logical absurdity. Irony is just a form of that.
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By a nigger, obviously
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settledown, David Steinberg
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Nana will get beaten to death in his South Carolina home by a black runaway he paid for sex. Joe will find him face down on his bed with a Budweiser bottle shoved up his ass and instead of reporting it will move in and sell all the furniture to buy Chinese guitars.
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Nana is murdered by Missy Muscles in her SC home. She had stopped paying her to be her beard. Missy intends to just get one final heist from the count, then through a comedy of errors, Nana ends up dead, ass in the air, anal egg still fully inserted.
The Opester continues to do his obnoxious ramblings on YouTube. His wife and kids finally have enough and use the footage to get him locked up in a psych ward. He then starts trying to do a podcast with a dementia ridden Wop. They manage to get their chemistry back and the captain steers the ship into the sunset. Blissfully unaware of his obscurity.
The worm continues to do Jim and Sam, living his same, lonely and boring life. He sees his friends, and younger comics rise in fame. Luis offers him a show at GaS digital, which is doing incredibly well at this point but, the worm refuses as he always does. He just can’t be sure it will work, and he likes working at SXM. He just has a hard time making it out to GaS digital a few times a week, dude. He revels in his pictures of celebrities, many of which are dead. In his room dedicated to them, there isn’t a single picture of his family. Just meaningless smiles covered with squiggly lines written carelessly. He continues to do this, every day into his 80’s. Never winning an award, never being mentioned as an all time great. Just being known as a guy who was apart of something and was “alright”. He dies alone in his apartment. With no one to claim his estate, 95% of it is demolished since it’s pictures of celebrities with someone else in it.
Sam is just a faggot and gets choked out by one his faggot kids for being such a faggot dad.
The Opester continues to do his obnoxious ramblings on YouTube. His wife and kids finally have enough and use the footage to get him locked up in a psych ward. He then starts trying to do a podcast with a dementia ridden Wop. They manage to get their chemistry back and the captain steers the ship into the sunset. Blissfully unaware of his obscurity.
The worm continues to do Jim and Sam, living his same, lonely and boring life. He sees his friends, and younger comics rise in fame. Luis offers him a show at GaS digital, which is doing incredibly well at this point but, the worm refuses as he always does. He just can’t be sure it will work, and he likes working at SXM. He just has a hard time making it out to GaS digital a few times a week, dude. He revels in his pictures of celebrities, many of which are dead. In his room dedicated to them, there isn’t a single picture of his family. Just meaningless smiles covered with squiggly lines written carelessly. He continues to do this, every day into his 80’s. Never winning an award, never being mentioned as an all time great. Just being known as a guy who was apart of something and was “alright”. He dies alone in his apartment. With no one to claim his estate, 95% of it is demolished since it’s pictures of celebrities with someone else in it.
Sam is just a faggot and gets choked out by one his faggot kids for being such a faggot dad.
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Ant - Heart gives out alone in the SC wilderness. Found 2 weeks later.
Jim - Outlives us all, dies as a wrinkly skeleton in a wheelchair aged 104
Opie - livestreaming while driving, gets into a wreck, and we get to see his body bounce around the entire interior of the car while screaming
Jim - Outlives us all, dies as a wrinkly skeleton in a wheelchair aged 104
Opie - livestreaming while driving, gets into a wreck, and we get to see his body bounce around the entire interior of the car while screaming
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Ant : alone in a care home dementia ridden and after a failed gunshot suicide attempt making him even uglier
Opie: tidal wave on the beach
Jim: falls off his balcony filming a chip video
Sam: wrestler falls on him breaks his neck and he gets paralysed for a few years before dying of pneumonia
Opie: tidal wave on the beach
Jim: falls off his balcony filming a chip video
Sam: wrestler falls on him breaks his neck and he gets paralysed for a few years before dying of pneumonia
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Nana alone in the wilderness? Someones gettin assfucked while gettin told to squeal like a pig.
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Warren will never visit him. Hes gonna remember the all those times Uncle Ant told him to find the sausage in the dark.
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Murder suicide committed by Fatrick?