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Can't lie... With more than one relationship I got a good reason for taking the easy way out. I undastaaaand. 
The curse of man is our powerful tail. It dangles between our legs (or in some asian countries, it rests on itself. Like a button.) Our tails inform our every decision, drain our body of all its blood, and it turns us into stupid sex-craving bimbo men, with our tails tucked between our legs. Doing as we're told by a hottie so she'll let us maul her.
The one time I seriously considered killing someone. My little girlfriend at the time (both of us 17) told me that a guy who molested her lived near me. I knew he was an older creepy guy obsessed with cameras like Auntie Creepshot Cumia. He even had a van.
She said he took photos of her in bikinis when she was 15 at his house and he paid her, and "made her keep coming back" so he could touch her. I had known this girl since she was 14, and she had gigantic titties the entire time. And I was trying to incorprate those massive young breasts into my daily business routine. A merger if you will.
At first, of course I was furious and wanted to put my neighbor "out of business." So that my new unified company would prosper. So I actually plotted to crawl into his window at night and smother him as he slept Breaking Bad style. Wearing gloves and the whole nine yards.
Well, as it turns out. The merger didn't go through. It didn't take. In actuality, I chickened out after really weighing my options. As she sat at home on her frilly little bed without a care in the world, her gaping void waiting to be impregnated... I was expected to incriminate myself because she was a big titted cock tease who was dumb enough to let this guy pay her for bikini pictures because, again, she was a fat-titty cock tease.
I later found out the bitch was lying about the entire thing and he only offered her money on the sidewalk, and she ran away. That was it.
Isn't it sad that we as men are cursed with our powerful rock hard dicks? I don't blame anyone for taking their little turncoat whore on a nice TroyQuan stroll. Plus, this girl is now an OnlyFans whore. So in reality, he was trying to be her business partner and she made a major error. She could have been an industry leader instead she's another follower. He was trying to help her.
Well, let's hear it. It doesn't have to be about women. I know some of you want to snap on people standing in line at the store because they make grunting sounds.
The curse of man is our powerful tail. It dangles between our legs (or in some asian countries, it rests on itself. Like a button.) Our tails inform our every decision, drain our body of all its blood, and it turns us into stupid sex-craving bimbo men, with our tails tucked between our legs. Doing as we're told by a hottie so she'll let us maul her.
The one time I seriously considered killing someone. My little girlfriend at the time (both of us 17) told me that a guy who molested her lived near me. I knew he was an older creepy guy obsessed with cameras like Auntie Creepshot Cumia. He even had a van.
She said he took photos of her in bikinis when she was 15 at his house and he paid her, and "made her keep coming back" so he could touch her. I had known this girl since she was 14, and she had gigantic titties the entire time. And I was trying to incorprate those massive young breasts into my daily business routine. A merger if you will.
At first, of course I was furious and wanted to put my neighbor "out of business." So that my new unified company would prosper. So I actually plotted to crawl into his window at night and smother him as he slept Breaking Bad style. Wearing gloves and the whole nine yards.
Well, as it turns out. The merger didn't go through. It didn't take. In actuality, I chickened out after really weighing my options. As she sat at home on her frilly little bed without a care in the world, her gaping void waiting to be impregnated... I was expected to incriminate myself because she was a big titted cock tease who was dumb enough to let this guy pay her for bikini pictures because, again, she was a fat-titty cock tease.
I later found out the bitch was lying about the entire thing and he only offered her money on the sidewalk, and she ran away. That was it.
Isn't it sad that we as men are cursed with our powerful rock hard dicks? I don't blame anyone for taking their little turncoat whore on a nice TroyQuan stroll. Plus, this girl is now an OnlyFans whore. So in reality, he was trying to be her business partner and she made a major error. She could have been an industry leader instead she's another follower. He was trying to help her.
Well, let's hear it. It doesn't have to be about women. I know some of you want to snap on people standing in line at the store because they make grunting sounds.
