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How about when the film Spiderman came out, and Anthony asked what his 1 line was, and Jim didn't know.
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If he didn’t do standup I’d say he has good taste for not watching any
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he would use this excuse or "oh didn't hear about that" to skate around controversy. The worst I've seen is when he bulldozed harder than the destroyer when bobo's mom insinuated a ghoul at AntH's party molested her daughter.
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He does it to come across as "too cool" for things, as well.
"Yeah that line I had in a big hollywood blockbuster? I don't remember what it was..."
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
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SEINFELD... One of the rare times a mainstream show is great, and he felt the need to ignore it and stare blankly, then nervous grinning with a wide open mouth.
His reasoning was he didn't want to be influenced... He needs the Jim Norton voice to remain 100% concentrated, and original. These great strides and sacrifices ensure his raw and organic self remains totally pure... Not like he's ever been accused of stealing from the Jerky Boys, Colin Quinn, Jim Florentine, Robert Kelly, Vos, Patrice, Dice, Carlin, Rickles. An amalgamation of a shitbag person.
His reasoning was he didn't want to be influenced... He needs the Jim Norton voice to remain 100% concentrated, and original. These great strides and sacrifices ensure his raw and organic self remains totally pure... Not like he's ever been accused of stealing from the Jerky Boys, Colin Quinn, Jim Florentine, Robert Kelly, Vos, Patrice, Dice, Carlin, Rickles. An amalgamation of a shitbag person.
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I was suprised he got one of Ant's Seinfeld references one time. Psycho took a break from staring at his signed autographs to catch an act of Seinfeld the previous night.
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What about the split with Opie and him saying he hadn't seen Opie's posts about him? For SURE he saw them.
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There was a one-off Robert Kelly And Sometimes Colin Quinn on XM at some point. A guy calls in and said, "You two sound like a younger and an older Jim Norton." Bobby replied "That's because Jim used to rip me off and now he rips Colin off," and he was correct.
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& Awwwto and George
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I hated when he’d say “I’ve only seen parts of it”, often about movies that weren’t out for rent or on TV yet. Was he going to the theatre and just half watching while scrolling his phone? Actually I guess that’s possible. Fuckin’ weirdo.
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Anthony used to get them on dvd early so Jim probably did as well.
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Paul Reiser show. He says "I never got a copy of the show" which is such an obvious lie also he defended him way too much when Jay trashed him after he left. Wormy fucking behavior. Still one of my favorite clips. Opie saying how Ron told him not to watch the show had me howling. Take em to the zoo Rock
"I wasn't uncomfortable at all!" I don't think he trashed Paul once during the entire clip.
Listening to it again and it's even worse. He says "I couldn't find my disc".
"I wasn't uncomfortable at all!" I don't think he trashed Paul once during the entire clip.
Listening to it again and it's even worse. He says "I couldn't find my disc".
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Probably when he said that he hadn’t seen the Porsalin doc The Worm Has Turned. At first I thought he must have been leaning into the bit then felt embarrassed for giving Jim that much nuance.
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The blank spot where the microphone was is kind of like where he puts his vikings penis.
Because he's a homosexual, you see.
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Norton would also profess to be a huge fan of The Wire but could barely remember any aspect of the show. And would also proclaim to be a huge MMA fan but had absolutely zero knowledge about the sport whatsoever.
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He would also claim that black people liked his comedy because two nogs from that show liked his standup.
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“That guy is a real problem. Please put me in a chokehold. Yeah, that hurt. He’s a real problem.”
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I just remembered exactly what he said. "Black people really liked Lucky Louie" because 2 nogs from The Wire mentioned liking it
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Hasn’t seen Seinfeld. Won’t watch most media for guests he interviews. but did watch the two episodes of “Real Life with Paris Hilton” because she came in for an interview.