What % native american are you?

[Carl Winslow]

I'm at 0%.

You?

Note, I left native american lower case...

 

[A House Nigger]

You know what they say about native americans, right?


They’re also watching, so careful what you say next. They’re monitoring you

 

[Carl Winslow]

I just take photos of them, they think it takes their soul.

 

[Brooke Shields]

100%

I was born in America, I'm native to America

And don't give me that bullshit about south america being a thing, it's just south mexico

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I don’t think I have any, but I’ve pulled off the “where the fuck are we” tribe joke a couple times. Got some decent laughs.

 

[Phish]

0% thank god. They kinda disgust me. Not to the point Indians or Aboriginees do but still a grubby people.

 

[JamieConway]

25% . I live on a reservation and have a status card, plus I look 100% white so I can still get a job.

 

[guest]

I just take photos of them, they think it takes their soul.

They may have a point considering Hollywood, models, Instagram users, etc...

 

[guest]

Surprisingly enough, I'm 0% too.

I also believe that a good number of white Americans who claim to be "part Apache/Cherokee" (notice they're always magically descended from cool-sounding tribes, they're never part Ho-Chunk) are MM Schill types trying to sound more interesting.