What kind of odd instruments and machinery does Patrick have in his basement?

[Brooke Shields]

that he needs to create his own tools to fix it?

Something pepperoni related passed on down as a family heirloom?

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

> an enormous pain in the ass to get out

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Pat the Ma-chins-ist

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

Pat the Ma-chins-ist

"Hey /r/ProgressPics, thought I'd share my weight loss journey with y'all! LPT: burn fat fast by repressing memories of murdering a child in a drunk driving incident!"

 

[guest]

Tits "The Tool Man" Taylor

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Except for Harbor Freight sells them and you could use a 3/4” in a pinch. You know, since 19 mm is .748 inches.

What a carny rube retard.

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Except for Harbor Freight sells them and you could use a 3/4” in a pinch. You know, since 19 mm is .748 inches.

What a carny rube retard.

They are like 9 bucks. He spent 3 hours changing that sensor out on his motorcycle. Hilarious.

 

[guest]

It's very telling that he doesn't join any forums or Facebook groups for his car or bike. Can't risk someone stealing his second better wife.

 

[42069]

Something to extract marrow from small soft bones

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Thanks for including the fat bitch saying "Crikey!" in the screenshot, just in case someone here accidentally believed that there might've been at least one person on Twitter who wasn't a total asshole.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Except for Harbor Freight sells them and you could use a 3/4” in a pinch. You know, since 19 mm is .748 inches.

What a carny rube retard.

I was just going to say this. This fat retard, instead of just using google, assumed that his motorcycle or whatever the fuck he’s working on was just so special, they destroyed all of the tools used to create it after it was built. Or he just lazily fabricated a story for Twitter to look like handyman pat.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"Hey /r/ProgressPics, thought I'd share my weight loss journey with y'all! LPT: burn fat fast by repressing memories of murdering a child in a drunk driving incident!"

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That second picture can't be Pat because "machinist" is a marketable skill.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

19mm sockets exist. Stupid. Have several in my tool chest.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

19mm sockets exist. Stupid. Have several in my tool chest.

Are they shallow, slotted ones, child?

 

[peckafacce]

Real hard to find fatso. I live in the middle of nowhere and still could get it delivered ot me the same day. Whats your excuse your fat lazy piece of shit

Link

 

[Coonskin]

Retard is proud of himself and measures sockets in mm for some reason

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Are they shallow, slotted ones, child?

Yeah I have 5 different sizes. One is definitely shallow. Came in a wrench kit I bought for my old Honda motorcycle from Honda lol.