What is the worst meal you ever had?

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Girlfriends who can't cook don't count (gassers don't read)

I had chicken kebabs from a Georgian place and proceeded to diarrhea horribly an hour later. I'm glad they're Russia's bitch

As for the worst tasting thing that's entered my mouth (besides Dan Mullen's 3 incher in the summer of 2002 when I was only 10 years old) I bought scallops once that were on sale, big mistake that shit was spoiled as fuck

 

[eggfeller]

i bought chicken & dumplings from an expensive place once & was really excited to eat them bc they looked good on the menu. i took a huge bite & immediately realized they had gone bad. i vomited in the parking lot but was in denial so i took another bite & puked again. i complained to the staff & they gave me some kind of a shitty voucher but i never went back & they went out of business not long after

 

[Brooke Shields]

Girlfriends who can't cook don't count (gassers don't read)

I think you're supposed to put the ( _____ don't read) before the thing he doesn't need to read because he's a gay virgin, rather than after, cause he probably ended up reading it

 

[HH Brother]

 

[guest]

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Fawk!!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Had a vegetarian girlfriend make me a tofuburger. It was like she took a block of undrained tofu, tossed it in a blender, warmed it in a tea kettle, and poured it on Wonder bread.

 

[HH Brother]

Had a vegetarian girlfriend make me a tofuburger. It was like she took a block of undrained tofu, tossed it in a blender, warmed it in a tea kettle, and poured it on Wonder bread.

I tried Tofu once, Floydster.

I took enough just to load the tip of a fork and spit it out. It tastes like liquified plastic.

 

[guest]

8 double cream Oreo’s.

 

[guest]

My last roommate was this Korean guy back in my student days, and he offered me "kimchee" one day and I legit understood why they eat dogs... I'd eat a friggin St Bernard if it helped delete that taste from my memory.

 

[DMAN]

Thanksgiving recently. My girls mother is supposed to be a good cook. We get there and I find out we're eating outside, and random weirdo neighbor who guilted them into letting him join. So I'm sitting next to an elderly faggot in a ponytail who I don't know, and some other asshole, probably my girl, I don't even remember. But she would have abandoned me and sat next to her mom or dad like the cunt she is/was.

Anyway, the food was god awful undercooked turkey with side dishes like pineapple slices, asparagus, and that's about it. I actually resented everyone and sat there thinking I should just get up and walk out dramatically right now because this is so awful it is almost intentionally insulting and I felt demeaned just being there and being expected to take it. And nobody said a word because it was a tiny family get together. I couldn't even act like I wasn't upset, I remember noticing my face was scrunched up and I just couldn't fake a smile. I was so annoyed that this day was wasted. It's supposed to be a day of wonderful gluttony, I only ate the asparagus just so I wouldn't begin to experience hunger pangs.

I made her leave early with me before they did some stupid fucking family tradition, probably her dad molesting her while her mom does laundry pretending she doesn't hear it. Who the fuck eats like that on a holiday? It's not like they were vegans or something.

This same girl also attended another terrible Thanksgiving meal at some stupid church or something like that. There were people wearing hats all in the joint, and I was wearing one too. This old basset hound faced bitch singled me out and called me disrespectful for wearing a hat inside. I just laughed at her, refused to make eye contact took off my hat and walked away. She was so lucky that I'm not some psycho who just punches old bags in the face for yapping. The meal itself was actually very good, compared to my dumb slut family nightmare.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Some Nicaraguan restaurant in Miami, FL. It was god awful, grilled rubbery meat with no spices, and rice and beans.

 

[aRTie02150]

I was maybe 9 or 10 and home alone for the weekend and decided to make a pizza from a slice of white bread, pasta sauce, a couple of slices of cheese, and some pepperoni and tossed it in the microwave.

I kept adding time until the cheese looked melted.

Took one bite and immediately burned my mouth then dropped the pizza on the kitchen floor where my dog ate it the moment it landed.

I was so bummed out.


Lol my parents were neglectful.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Thanksgiving recently. My girls mother is supposed to be a good cook. We get there and I find out we're eating outside, and random weirdo neighbor who guilted them into letting him join. So I'm sitting next to an elderly faggot in a ponytail who I don't know, and some other asshole, probably my girl, I don't even remember. But she would have abandoned me and sat next to her mom or dad like the cunt she is/was.

Anyway, the food was god awful undercooked turkey with side dishes like pineapple slices, asparagus, and that's about it. I actually resented everyone and sat there thinking I should just get up and walk out dramatically right now because this is so awful it is almost intentionally insulting and I felt demeaned just being there and being expected to take it. And nobody said a word because it was a tiny family get together. I couldn't even act like I wasn't upset, I remember noticing my face was scrunched up and I just couldn't fake a smile. I was so annoyed that this day was wasted. It's supposed to be a day of wonderful gluttony, I only ate the asparagus just so I wouldn't begin to experience hunger pangs.

I made her leave early with me before they did some stupid fucking family tradition, probably her dad molesting her while her mom does laundry pretending she doesn't hear it. Who the fuck eats like that on a holiday? It's not like they were vegans or something.

This same girl also attended another terrible Thanksgiving meal at some stupid church or something like that. There were people wearing hats all in the joint, and I was wearing one too. This old basset hound faced bitch singled me out and called me disrespectful for wearing a hat inside. I just laughed at her, refused to make eye contact took off my hat and walked away. She was so lucky that I'm not some psycho who just punches old bags in the face for yapping. The meal itself was actually very good, compared to my dumb slut family nightmare.

Sounds like white people

Wypipo ain't be usin seasonin and shiet yo

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Some Nicaraguan restaurant in Miami, FL. It was god awful, grilled rubbery meat with no spices, and rice and beans.

Never order steak from anywhere central American

Mexicans get cheap shit, pound it flat, and cook it well done

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

I was hired as a runner in a fancy restaurant when I was 20. During training on the first day, the cooks promised us, for our lunch break, chicken and rice.
Ate it. My stomach hurt for the next two hours so I was constantly wincing and massaging my poor tummy. Ended up vomitting the whole meal.
Got fired because I "didn't smile enough".