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I see brothermen mentioning this. He doesn't have any money, so how could he have been a scientologist?
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he got in some kinda contest and was almost awarded something, it was for writers and done by a scientology group, Fatrick didn't win which is from 3 things, not good, no money to donate, zero thetans thus no soulI see brothermen mentioning this. He doesn't have any money, so how could he have been a scientologist?
fat toohe got in some kinda contest and was almost awarded something, it was for writers and done by a scientology group, Fatrick didn't win which is from 3 things, not good, no money to donate, zero thetans thus no soul
He was in last place, a finalist by defaultHe was a runner up in the L Ron Hubbard Future Writers of America contest. Hildy was also a runner up last year, I believe.
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They have a bunch - they call them "Sea Org" members, make them sign billion year contracts, and pay them pennies an hour to run around as slaves. Pat didn't have the work ethic for it.Say what you want about Scientologists...they rarely have losers with no careers as members.
I'm pretty sure it's straight up money laundering. Celebs don't actually go through the ranks unless you're like Leah Remini who grew up in it.Yes, the VAST majority of Scientology members are meth addicts and runaways.
How they ever managed to recruit from Hollywood, top law firms and financial institutions, and PR/media companies to build out their executive branch is a mystery still waiting for a documentary.
Love bombing, brain washing and a bunch of other cult tactics. You do get some gains from the early courses, and they impress upon you over and over that the tech works, and if it fails then it's your fault - and you don't want to fail, do you?How they ever managed to recruit from Hollywood, top law firms and financial institutions, and PR/media companies to build out their executive branch is a mystery still waiting for a documentary.
They get to fuck minorsLove bombing, brain washing and a bunch of other cult tactics. You do get some gains from the early courses, and they impress upon you over and over that the tech works, and if it fails then it's your fault - and you don't want to fail, do you?
Plus celebrities don't get the rough treatment the Sea Org get; it takes a much softer, gentler touch to get Will Smith to cough up millions for a school run by tards.
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