What is the last way you want to accidentally die?

[Libby Son Of Loin]

No gay shit like dying in your sleep. It has to be a horrific accident where people would think "what a retard" at your funeral

Drowning is pretty bad for me, the thrashing and prolonging it and the minute or so of gulping water before your brain shuts down. And it's not even cool. Falling in a volcano I imagine would be torturous but at least you go out hard.

 

[guest]

Being killed by Patrick Tomlinson in a murder suicide on the day of his sentencing for 43 counts of self swatting

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Probably falling off of a cliff or a building

 

[Jenna]

Getting trapped somewhere and eventually dying of dehydration. You can't move, nobody's coming, all you do is get thirstier and thirstier

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Tripping, slipping or otherwise losing footing and doing a header into a railing or curb in public, or alone in the shower. Just a stupid way to go. I'd feel like the world's biggest ass on the way down. Could also be a quick death or a lingering (longer-eh) one, or I could end up in a wheelchair and exist in a state of shame until I expired. None of the previous suggestions sound that nice either.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Drowning is pretty bad for me, the thrashing and prolonging it and the minute or so of gulping water before your brain shuts down. And it's not even cool. Falling in a volcano I imagine would be torturous but at least you go out hard.

Gotta be up there. Even that split second in the water that you start struggling is pretty scary and gives a glimpse into what drowning feels like.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This one would also stink.

 

[guest]

all you do is get thirstier and thirstier

@gassers comment?

 

[guest]

Something completely avoidable where you're trying to look cool in front of girls you want to fuck. Like "hey, ladies! Watch me backflip into the sea off this cliff in Costa Rica! All the local guys do it for dollar bills, how hard can it be?"

Only catch is they've been doing it since they were 10, they know where the rocks are, you don't, and you fuck your skull open on one on the way down.

Not the kind of thing anyone with a brain would attempt after the age of 23 or sober, but still, it's the kind of thing that would make it into page 5 of the newspaper and everyone who read the story would chuckle, shake their head and say "what a dickhead."

 

[PickleRickle]

Violently choking to death on kids breakfast cereal would be pretty embarrassing.

 

[guest]

This man was from Sudan and got stranded in the Sahara desert and caught in a sandstorm and died. They found this recording in his cellphone. Stoic af: Basically forgives people who owe him money and asks his wife for forgiveness for literally "getting lost" (Ron Bennington pun unintended).

"This is not what I intended to happen, but this is what Allah wants."

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[RedHeadpw2]

Squeezed nearly to death by an anaconda, then being pulled into a river to either drown first or be eaten alive by it. All after being knocked off a burro by a tree branch on a trail up hill from the anaconda's lair.

 

[Build Black Better]

What is the last way you want to accidentally die?

Getting flattened by a 6 cubic yard dumpster falling on me, and no, I'm not a dumpster diver. That's something everyone has worried about, right?




I meant a cum dumpster...got 'em! Dying that way would definitely make people think what a retarded loser. Wee Man makes everything look fun, except this!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Quietly in a fiery explosion.

 

[aRTie02150]

This one would also stink.

What a miserable way to go. Imagine tickling his foot

 

[eggfeller]

any type of self caused car accident is embarrassing. especially something as silly & unlikely as me checking my updoots here while driving. a lot of my drunken mishaps easily had the makings for being fatal & i would’ve rather my family said it was suicide than the real cause be known. dying of a carbon monoxide leak is retarded too. just go outside silly

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just slipping in the shower and smashing your head is shit just because it can pretty much happen to anyone and it's not a cool story or anything. And either your family has to find you like that or if you live alone, the cops will find you whenever the neighbours complain about the stink.

 

[guest]

Just slipping in the shower and smashing your head is shit just because it can pretty much happen to anyone and it's not a cool story or anything. And either your family has to find you like that or if you live alone, the cops will find you whenever the neighbours complain about the stink.

At least the juices will be contained to the tub

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The Mr Hands guy

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

That retarded queef died pretty embarrassingly in Tiger King. Like not only were you drunkenly playing around with a handgun but now the whole world knows you were an old creepy faggot's #2 butthole after a toothless hillbilly.