What is the ideal end times for Pat Posting?

[NoBacon]

Here’s a bunch of my favourite endings

 

[Harry Powell]

Patrick hangs himself and the suicide note says “QUASI WINS, ONA WAS RIGHT”

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Trolling Pat on dating websites would be max ribs.

Omega level Patposting would be Bam going on a tinder date with Pat.

 

[NoBacon]

Patrick hangs himself and the suicide note says “QUASI WINS, ONA WAS RIGHT”

That would be nice, I guess the most ideal conclusion would be Paul Weimer being brought to justice for his crimes also

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Justice cannot be escaped indefinitely and certainly not by bike

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Yeah like that shitbox could hit 140 mph.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat childing a bunch of Hell's Angels that stopped in at Hooligans one day

 

[NoBacon]

Trolling Pat on dating websites would be max ribs.

Omega level Patposting would be Bam going on a tinder date with Pat.

Someone used to keep a Pat account on them and it was funny, but iirc he said nobody ever interacted with him, even the cock hungry gay freaks on Grindr

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Pat childing a bunch of Hell's Angels that stopped in at Hooligans one day

it would be better if it was a pack of niggers cause he thinks they are his little pets

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Pat childing a bunch of Hell's Angels that stopped in at Hooligans one day

Beaten to death for talking shit about Harley Davidsons. Oh if only.

 

[Meownaw]

I want it to be something outrageous but in reality one of the rascals here will commit some heinous act and the feds will shut this place down.

 

[Brooke Shields]

it's the only thing he doesn't even "another lie, stlaker" to
it's cause the reality of possible repercussions of his crimes signals to the one sense he has left in his pig brain to leave it alone

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

it would be better if it was a pack of niggers cause he thinks they are his little pets

Nah I like the Angels walking into Hooligans asking who is the faggot with the girls bike outside its broken looks like it got hit by a truck, he bought his scooter to infuriate and embarrass Harley riders

 

[Udders]

For all hes done and put up with, I'd hate to see Quaso out his money but seeing Pat sentenced to jail for contempt of a court order would be an absolute capper. He'd get his ass kicked (and worse) every day and it would all be his own fault.

Divorced and kicked out of the halfhouse would be hilarious but I don't see an eviction happening.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

While on one of his monthly tropical vacations, he is captured by the cartel and becomes the next gore beheading video.
We dissect and laugh at his dismemberment antics

 

[Ladynyahh]

Felony polling, stlaker. Wait for the knock.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He will stroke out mid tweet. Bzzt. Wrong chi-chi-chi- aaaaaaaa (falls of couch, shits pants)

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Are these all the possible outcomes in a Patrick-themed Choose Your Own Adventure?

 

[Raymond]

Nikki leaving Pat when she finally has enough of him and bachelor Pat being trolled on dating sites

My pick. Although it's more of a new beginning than an end.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Whatever it is i hope there's video. The only thing better than Fatso getting his comeuppance would be if it's in HD and able to be posted as a response to every tweet he ever writes.