What is a synonym of "pants-shitting retardation"

[Brooke Shields]

Just wondering, considering Brinton Resto was committed towards achieving Fatrick's pants shitting retarded objectives.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"I can probably get it removed."

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"I can probably get it removed."

Not so.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

 

[goo gobbler]

nice having to shade your screen because of weak eyes, stupid

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Did someone smoke for 20 years with the windows closed around your screenshot?

 

[guest]

Is it true that when Patrick acquired all of Quasi's debt, Brinton celebrated his victory with a photo for his website?
"Would you mind putting your hands on top of mine? Yeah... those look like my hands. We're lawyers!"

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I don't know how lawyering works. I guess you have to win a few cases to get a good reputation, then every so often when a fat retard with 100k in his pocket comes along you take the money, do the barest minimum of your job and buy another set of golf clubs?

 

[NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_1488]

I don't know how lawyering works. I guess you have to win a few cases to get a good reputation, then every so often when a fat retard with 100k in his pocket comes along you take the money, do the barest minimum of your job and buy another set of golf clubs?

I assume in order to cover all his or her bases in avoiding malpractice suits, he or she will want to explain to said client that suing somebody named Poop Balls who wrote "Not good" on your Google Reviews will be an uphill battle.

 

[Podcasting 101]

Butchy Resto. Nice haircut.

 

[DominusOdium]

Resto asked his barber for the "power bottom" I see.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

hol up! Are you telling me Resto was working for Pat and not for Quasi?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Screenshot looks like the faded headlights of Boqs 20 year old Lexus