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Besides the one with his famous video, what's a good po bit, the guy was always anti humor for me, and now that I'm going through most of ron and fez, I'm realizing how much of a snore he was, besides his weird laugh.
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What is a good Master Po bit?
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Not on air but he trashed the office and all the paperwork whe he found out wouldn't have a job after the merger. Fixing the mess he made is the "paperwork project" referenced in a few Intern David bits.
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Off the top of my head:
- Allegedly date raping a woman in the FH Riley's parking lot, the FH stood for "fuck here" that night. Several times an 'unconscious woman' was referenced alongside 'parking lot' and it was about Po's behavior.
- Steve C secretly recording him prepare for a hurricane evacuation but doing the worst job possible and giggling throughout the entire thing.
- Erock secretly recording him test the microphone and getting him to say all sorts of stupid phrases over and over.
- Opie telling Po the show was in break but secretly keeping the show going when Po was speaking.
- Writing emails to management requesting various interns would be fired on several occasions for being disrespecting Po. Threatening people over his misplaced chess pieces and other pranks. This ended up blowing up when Danny verbally berated Po in front of his guests for his 'Arena' radio show and Po wrote to management. Both of them would end up being fired by Sirius-XM and this would be one of those things in their personnel file that would sink them.
- Po being told to sing When Doves Cry but not being told it was going out over the air acapella and then using it as sound effects later.
- Stealing the driver's licenses and passports of female guests, then calling them on the phone later that night offering to show up to their hotel rooms to personally return their "lost" property. He allegedly followed a female guest home once and knocked on her door with her ID and told her she should invite him into his house to thank him. Enough women complained to Sirius-XM about this and it likely lead to his firing.
- Allegedly date raping a woman in the FH Riley's parking lot, the FH stood for "fuck here" that night. Several times an 'unconscious woman' was referenced alongside 'parking lot' and it was about Po's behavior.
- Steve C secretly recording him prepare for a hurricane evacuation but doing the worst job possible and giggling throughout the entire thing.
- Erock secretly recording him test the microphone and getting him to say all sorts of stupid phrases over and over.
- Opie telling Po the show was in break but secretly keeping the show going when Po was speaking.
- Writing emails to management requesting various interns would be fired on several occasions for being disrespecting Po. Threatening people over his misplaced chess pieces and other pranks. This ended up blowing up when Danny verbally berated Po in front of his guests for his 'Arena' radio show and Po wrote to management. Both of them would end up being fired by Sirius-XM and this would be one of those things in their personnel file that would sink them.
- Po being told to sing When Doves Cry but not being told it was going out over the air acapella and then using it as sound effects later.
- Stealing the driver's licenses and passports of female guests, then calling them on the phone later that night offering to show up to their hotel rooms to personally return their "lost" property. He allegedly followed a female guest home once and knocked on her door with her ID and told her she should invite him into his house to thank him. Enough women complained to Sirius-XM about this and it likely lead to his firing.
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I always liked the Po bits because he's cartoonishly creepy and Anthony's impression of him made me laugh.
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his hysterically verbose emails to management always dusted my ribs
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Thanks brothamen, I'm gonna force myself to like Po more now, UTZ.
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I forgot about the hurricane prep one, that had me rolling, all of these other ones sound like gold, meat head Po taking everything on it's face is him at his best.
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yeah I remember that one and steve(I think) got mad at him for having like 8+ guests for one show, it was a riot.
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That was the 'Arena' he invited a bunch of ex-convicts to the show and some fake martial artists including a 90-year-old jew who wasted no time mentioning the holohoax and some fake story where he was kidnapped as a kid in NYC by Whites and they carved 'jew' into his chest with a knife. The convicts were let in through a back entrance without security knowing. And Po had probably 30 or more people into the studio that night as he brought a huge entourage to witness his show. The jew guest also said that the UFC and PRIDE were not real fighting and that none of the fighters were tough.
Danny was the producer for the Saturday shows that week. He kept putting insulting stuff to Po on the PAD, or messages like "call in, say UUS! and hang up". Danny also insulted Po in front of his guests and mocked him to try to spoil Po's fun and 'alpha male' him in front of his friends. The show also ran over by ten minutes. But Danny instead of letting Po continue broadcast instead muted his show and went to commercials and left the studio without telling Po. Both of these things were cited when Danny was ultimately fired for being a jewish loser dweeb and unprofessional moron.
When Po was doing his broadcast there were like 20 niggers and friends of his guests just wandering the halls of the building unchecked by anyone.
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perhaps rape
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It's always rape and rich cunts with you, I don't have a dime or sink to my name, and I don't have a weak enough head to die to three hard hits from some weird leather club. GET OUTTA HERE YOU!
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The time the show found out he got arrested for unpaid traffic tickets and mocked him relentlessly is hilarious. They were completely done with his shit at that point.
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Also when he left viagra in Anthony's car.
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I was just listening to the one where he keeps beating the shit out of East Side Dave. I was actually laughing out loud, something I don't seem to do much anymore.
Master Po's whole character is fucking hysterical in and of itself.
Master Po's whole character is fucking hysterical in and of itself.
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the overly produced intro to it was side-splitting. groomia got a good loff out of me when they replayed it and he suggested they start opening o&a with it
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my favorite clip involving master Po is actually from Ron & Fez. Jay Mohr and Ron make Earl and Dave quote wrestlers while Po keeps choking them both out. It leads up to Dave getting hot sauce poured in his ass and having to go to the emergency room. Good times