What happened to Joe's impending marriage?

[guest]

Did they find out corpses can't enter marital contracts? Did she realize he's about to get cut off from the Cumia sibling fund?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Carol is not wife material, child.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Hrrrmph. I’ve heard all your retarded MILLENIAL opinions on my RELATIONSHIP. Something you morons will NEVER have. Carol and I are married SPIRITUALLY. It’s that simple. We don’t need your PRECIOUS government to acknowledge it. She’s not a corpse I can guarantee THAT. The “cumia sibling fund”? How you guys are constantly wrong is BAFFLING to ME. The Cumia Bros are always doing fine. How’s your moms place? Still DECREPIT?. PS you should look at these things called TAXES. They’re a lot easier to pay when you’re “single” . #hotgrandma #boomerknowledge #CPMedia

 

[guest]

Probably trying to be as quiet as possible since they don't want their wedding venue's fax machine to start printing pictures of Joe getting fucked in the ass at The Big Apple Ranch, their phones ringing off the hook, pizzas delivered, contact forms spammed, etc.

 

[UnPRePared]

According to Joe, "Why buy the cow when you already are one?"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

According to Joe, "Why buy the cow when you already are one?"

Why have the cow when you already have the old wench who milks it in the barn for free?

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Back on the old sub I think I recall someone saying that if she remarries she will lose some kind of pension or something from her dead husband.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Back on the old sub I think I recall someone saying that if she remarries she will lose some kind of pension or something from her dead husband.

I remember that as well. Classy ol’ JoeH said something about her being worth more single because she gets a survivor payout from her dead husband.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I remember that as well. Classy ol’ JoeH said something about her being worth more single because she gets a survivor payout from her dead husband.

#residuals

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

According to Joe, "Why buy the cow when you already are one?"

LOD

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Self important retards just can't help but spill all their personal shit out on the internet for the world to see for the resort of eternity