What haircut do you get?

[NoBacon]

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

 

[Sue2]

The Stinks Special.

Jamie, pull up that photo of Stinks with his gay emo haircut.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Undercut.

 

[NoBacon]

The Stinks Special.

Jamie, pull up that photo of Stinks with his gay emo haircut.

Answer for real. I’m not sure if I should get a stylish haircut anymore or just a crew cut every few months.

 

[NoBacon]

Undercut.

I normally do but if I don’t use product to slick it back/across it just falls down greasy on my face and looks terrible.

 

[Sue2]

Answer for real. I’m not sure if I should get a stylish haircut anymore or just a crew cut every few months.

Do you think i’m joking? You’ve seen my hair. I don’t get haircuts and keep that shit long. When i cut it i get a bowl cut and let it grow out

 

[NoBacon]

Do you think i’m joking? You’ve seen my hair. I don’t get haircuts and keep that shit long. When i cut it i get a bowl cut and let it grow out

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

A clipper with the #1 guard all the way around. Any other hair style is effeminate.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I just shave my pubes and glue them to my head

 

[alkiefuck2]

1 back and sides, leave a taste on top

 

[midwit]

The Richard Spencer but shorter on the sides bc my shit is grey on the sides if it gets long and fuck that I'm in my 30's ffs.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Individually placed follicles

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Clippers #1 on my sack and #2 on everything else. And yes, I use separate clippers on my ballbag because I'm a cultured gentleman.

 

[Petworth dude]

Ivy league haircut.

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My barber claims to have cut Mike Pence's hair before. I only go for the best.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Answer for real. I’m not sure if I should get a stylish haircut anymore or just a crew cut every few months.

This thread won’t convince the jury you’re not bald

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Whatever the gook next to the Marine barracks feels like doing

 

[Dog Eater]

#3 back and sides with it brushed straight forward on top and and extra front brushed to the side. WHAT AFAGGIT

 

[NoBacon]

This thread won’t convince the jury you’re not bald

I’m not bald but it’s thinning on top, I’m conscious of not allowing a comb over to creep in.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Just get a wig.