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I played Dark Souls, I got past the 1st or 2nd boss.Have you played and beaten any of the Souls games before? Because if you haven't, then I would not really recommend Elden Ring.
I don't like the idea of having to control a horse and my weapons at the same time, that's annoying. Like in GTA when you have to drive and shoot.
Okay, crash racing it is. I heard it's like diddy kong racing, with an open world where you unlock tracks and shit. That sounds pfg.Nice answer to a question nobody asked, stupid.
Ah I’m just stretching ya holes, Dougie
Seriously though I got Elden ring when it first came out and found it tedious as fuck. I gave up on it in the first couple of hours and never went back. I don’t have the patience for games that take hours to get into these days.
Ghost of Tsushima
Too much of a learning curve.Stop playing video games and start learning an instrument instead, like me. It's more fun in the long run.
Just know that they had one of the darker skinned (not even black) bandicoots wearing a watermelon T-shirt and people were so offended and screeched about it that they removed it. They also removed flag girls at the beginning.Okay, crash racing it is. I heard it's like diddy kong racing, with an open world where you unlock tracks and shit. That sounds pfg.
Just know that they had one of the darker skinned (not even black) bandicoots wearing a watermelon T-shirt
played through What Remains of Edith Finch yesterday, it was pretty great.
Honestly it's nice to see a spread ass that isn't Avocado or with poop coming from it.
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