What does Mitch Hedberg and Norm McDonald have in common?

[Sex Offender Joe]

They’re both unfunny, and very dead

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Sex Offender Joe]

Bumped for laughter.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Nice do, stupid.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Bumped for laughter.

Thanx

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

Norm’s funny

 

[Chapel]

Bit like this thread

 

[DMAN]

Stick to bumping threads from 2021. Fucking dumbass, Lmao

 

[RacksDiciprine]

Of all the people to attack I get the least amount of pleasure out of Norm and Mitch ridicule.

 

[turdstew]

Norm had dementia at the end

 

[Will Tate]

Like Danny Raus's dad.

 

[Single Action Army]

Any good Hedberg specials/bits? I only saw one bit of his and he seemed like a typical faux-intellectual comic up his own ass.

 

[Phish]

Any good Hedberg specials/bits? I only saw one bit of his and he seemed like a typical faux-intellectual comic up his own ass.

Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, i said no, but I want a regular banana later, so yeah….

 

[Single Action Army]

Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, i said no, but I want a regular banana later, so yeah….

I exhaled a little extra out my nose

 

[Phish]

I exhaled a little extra out my nose

-My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck's rly going on down there? Whos really the hero?

-Ive found that a ducks opinion of me if heavily influenced on whether i have bread on me

-Im sick of following my dreams. Im just gonna find out where theyre going and hook up with em later

 

[Zeroman]

-My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck's rly going on down there? Whos really the hero?

-Ive found that a ducks opinion of me if heavily influenced on whether i have bread on me

-Im sick of following my dreams. Im just gonna find out where theyre going and hook up with em later

-I was listening to some heavy music, boy. My neighbor started banging on the wall so I said "GO AROUND"

Paraphrased, but that joke was specifically about Di Paolo.

 

[DooDooBrown]

i went to a concert and the singer said “how many of you feel like people out there?” And then he said “how many of you feel like ANIMALS?” And everyone cheered. But I cheered after the first part, because I did not realize there was a second part to the question. Yes I do feel like a human. I do not feel like a chair.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

OP used to be a faggot. He still is, but he used to too.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

i went to a concert and the singer said “how many of you feel like people out there?” And then he said “how many of you feel like ANIMALS?” And everyone cheered. But I cheered after the first part, because I did not realize there was a second part to the question. Yes I do feel like a human. I do not feel like a chair.

It's "How many of you feel like human beings tonight?".

Hedberg is hit and miss, but I really like this one:

"I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hotdogs to teenagers".

"You have both your legs..."

"Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam".