What do you think your obituary will say and what would you like it to say?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Color of the day is mahogany. Number is 69.

 

[Professor Rape]

Simply as the man who put a smile on the face of everyone he met.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Hopefully nothing, I don't want a lot of fuss about it. "Repainted his bathroom ceiling in cerebellum pink" would be a good final line, though.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

"I'm glad that he's dead and I'm glad that he's gone"

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

"Dont ask, you know it was drugs."

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

FAGGOT

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

"Dont ask, you know it was drugs."

In the funeral business they call that the Artie Lange special.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

IF YOU AREN'T VAXINATED PLEASE KEEP 2 METRES DISTANCE AT ALL TIMES

Wait that's a tombstone.....FAWK!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

VETERAN and FATHER of FOUR

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Ass cancer claims another. Thoughts and prayers.

 

[PogromStallone]

"Finally"

 

[1073waaf]

“Your mom’s box”

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

"Pals"

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He’s still hilarious

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"Enjoy heaven, stlaker"

 

[Chive Turkey]

 

[Jack FN]

If Nigel doesn't light a candle for me then it was all for nothing

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Written for @Nigger John

"He was a quiet guy in the neighborhood and kept to himself. His neighbors never suspected he would do something like this. However, the FBI reports he was known to them prior to the event."


Mine will be "he's probably in heaven asking if he can say nigger here"

 

[aRTie02150]

"Caw caw caw. Caw. Caw caw caw caw"

 

[Smeckler's Powder]