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What Do You Think Missy is Expecting from Santa Nana for Christmas?

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All she wants for Christmas is a dead greaseball in her bed and a last will and testament that somehow miraculously doesn’t leave his dwindling savings to his family.
Secretly swapping out his Coumadin pills with Pez, adding tons of salt to everything, "accidentally" startling him, constantly getting him all worked up re: niggers. I guarantee she already has that house all sewn up, and when Joe finds out, it's gonna be fun.
 

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Secretly swapping out his Coumadin pills with Pez, adding tons of salt to everything, "accidentally" startling him, constantly getting him all worked up re: niggers. I guarantee she already has that house all sewn up, and when Joe finds out, it's gonna be fun.
I mean Dojo Joe’s wife is a registered heart nurse….so you know she’s asking her questions of what Nana should “avoid”
 
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I mean Dojo Joe’s wife is a registered heart nurse….so you know she’s asking her questions of what Nana should “avoid”
One night, she'll hear a thud, and Nana moaning "help me, help me". Then she'll put on her headphones and zone out for an hour, then she'll call 911 after he's blue and stiff. "I just walked in there and found him like that". His junk will be stacked at the curb by morning.
 
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