What do Pat and Niki say when asked if they have kids?

[Username]

When Pat and his fridge are out an about at the age they are. People must ask “do you have kids?” It’s a common question to married people in their 40s.

My question is does Pat sadly look away and explain how Ade tricked him. Or do they both automatically say no? Because Pat can’t shut up about being a father for Twitter points but in real life he comes across as a complete piece of shit, I’m genuinely asking. I’d tell you if I wasn’t.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

My books are my children, child

 

[guest]

When Pat and his fridge are out an about at the age they are. People must ask “do you have kids?” It’s a common question to married people in their 40s.

My question is does Pat sadly look away and explain how Ade tricked him. Or do they both automatically say no? Because Pat can’t shut up about being a father for Twitter points but in real life he comes across as a complete piece of shit, I’m genuinely asking. I’d tell you if I wasn’t.

I can about guarantee he doesn't bring up his daughter at all. He probably tries to portray himself as a jet setter who's frequently traveling to Cons and on vacation. Between his hectic travel schedule and Niki's whatever it is she does, they just don't have the time for children.

Meanwhile, one of my close friends is an ER Doc who does travel work and his wife is an OB who's on a call rotation. They travel at least as much as Rick but they have several children. Granted, they have an au pair and a housekeeper but that's what people who make six figures do. Comparing their lifestyle to Rick's, there's a pretty big contrast there. But Rick said he's never lied about anything so...

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

My books are my children, child

Should have been aborted.

 

[fusciasomething]

9 months of farts would fuck a fetus up, fetus

 

[DiarrheaDick]

age

 

[Easily_Remembered]

People don't get to ask them questions because this is not a conversation.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

They say no and talk about how they are enjoying their best lives because of it. They prolly spout on about being able to be selfish and not have responsibility, but the truth as we all know, is that they are desperately clinging to each other in a sea of loneliness and suicidal depression.

 

[SFWA liaison]

they talk about their furbabies

Pat probably tells SOME people his bullshit narrative about Annabelle but most won't believe him. "I was tricked into being a deadbeat dad" doesn't sound convincing

 

[DominusOdium]

I get the feeling Thikki gets asked when she's due a lot.

 

[Meownaw]

Should have been aborted.

Thought experiment you are trapped in a room that's on fire with a nigger child and a pile of Starship Repo (NOT BY WILL TATE)

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I get the feeling Thikki gets asked when she's due a lot.

You could terraform her barren cunt and she would still be infertile.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

He says that they’re “trying” because he wants to make it abundantly clear that he has tons of sex

 

[guest]

He says that they’re “trying” because he wants to make it abundantly clear that he has tons of sex

He had sex once it worked and he doesn't so the kid was taken away, now he sleeps on a couch while Niki scissors with a bull dyke.

 

[Clint Ruin]

"I had a child, but I don't like to talk about it. She was stolen from me.


What do you mean, 'did I try to get her back'?"

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

The only pink Pat has ejaculated into lately is his blankie.

 

[guest]

"I had a child, but I don't like to talk about it. She was stolen from me.


What do you mean, 'did I try to get her back'?"

"They wanted 3k to file paper work to get her back, she doesn't add to sales like twitter, so it was pass."

 

[DanFielding]

They’re relieved when Fat and Nikki say no because no one wants white trash hillbillies like them reproducing in the first place.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

They probably parade a fetus in a jar to prove they are pro-choice.

 

[guest]

I don't know what he says but I'm sure she grins ruefully and sinks her pint.