What can I do in a city at night by myself?

[guest]

I've never drunk by myself at bars like a loser. I have gone to liquor stores and just drunk while walking around drinking out of a bottle in a brown paper bag. I should do that again. It's actually fun.

 

[Stent]

Get dressed up in black face and go around sexually harassing white women.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Get dressed up in black face and go around sexually harassing white women.

Yeah, this. Most cities have an all night shoe-polish store.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Find some scaffolding and take pictures of black women walking by it.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Get yourself a Harley and blap around niggertown.

 

[FamilyDollar]

Look around for nice woomen oooutside. Some of their dresses are so short, you can love them all togetha.

 

[bantadant]

Find a bar that has an internet jukebox and then play Freebird 17 times and watch everyone get pissed off

 

[Not bad]

I've never drunk by myself at bars like a loser. I have gone to liquor stores and just drunk while walking around drinking out of a bottle in a brown paper bag. I should do that again. It's actually fun.

If you're on Manhattan you should check out the scaffolding.

Edit - joke already told.

 

[Harry Powell]

I’m always partial to getting very mildly stoned and wandering around, then buying a huge selection of ice cream and bullshit from Walgreens, go back to the hotel, throw on a movie, asleep before 11. PERFECT NIGHT!

 

[HH Brother]

Take pictures of scaffolding, funster.

 

[aRTie02150]

Scaffold, black woman, this ain't your show.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Rape

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Find a bar that has an internet jukebox and then play Freebird 17 times and watch everyone get pissed off

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