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What are your Mother’s Day plans?
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Since she's in a nursing home with alzheimers, I'm going to pretend she's already long gone and not visit her so I don't have to feel sad about it.
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I completely forgot it was Mother's Day until I saw this. I got that bitch a patio umbrella.
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Flowers are probably really cheap today.
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Last year I left it to the last minute. I just got her some weird succulent plant, a gay little chicken planter, a bouquet of crazy daisies, a card and a drink container that looks like a tie dyed mason jar. It was like a one-stop, not-thoughtful thing and she was stoked about it. Moms lose their shit over crazy daisies.
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Calling home later. Goal is to incorporate the words nigger or faggot into the conversation.
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For some reason in my country it's a different day. I still don't do anything for it. Bunch of nonsense. 8 year old me said "until there's a children's day I'm not doing this" and it's something I stuck to. My childish logic was nonsense but the not buying into forced shows of affection was correct
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Intarection with females is built around being forced to show emotions I don't have about subjects that don't interest me.
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well obviously, it's only polite to introduce yourself
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Video calls so the ladies can see their grandkids, already made the missus breakfast in bed after letting her sleep in and now I'm working on putting up some bookshelves and mounting the digital calendar.
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I gave my mom a few packs of edibles that were giving me a headache.
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I woke up early & went grocery shopping, she appreciated it. My old man needed applesauce & I got myself a bottle of El Yucateco.
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Took the wife golfing, lunch with her mom, dinner with mine. Can't wait for Father's Day where I require nothing out of anyone but goddamn peace and quiet
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Woke up early and met my mom for a morning walk. Had coffee afterwards and spent the day hanging out, then went out for a late lunch. I got my mom a nice card. She was happy.
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Went to her place to take of some yard work she needed. Maybe dinner later.
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