What are you going to do when everyone you love knows you're on this forum?

[The Hewbrew Hammer]

Might want to start practicing what to tell them when you have to go to court for what you posted here

 

[Random username]

Kike

 

[Stent]

@Gimmick Cop

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I don’t think they’d be that mad. Would probably even help me pay for a lawyer. A Jewish one.

 

[captain_kamala]

my kids asked me why i'm not on reddit anymore. i told them i was banned and they wanted to know why. i didn't know what to tell them

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

They'll laugh with me at the misfortunates of Fatrick S. Tomlinson and the Cumia Fags

 

[Clint Ruin]

@Gimmick Cop

I seriously cannot stand gimmick posters. Except @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda . And @archive_bot. And @UnPRePared . And @UnclePaul . OK maybe I like gimmick posters except for three total.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"Aw, I was only jokin"

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

I would just tell them I'm actually an undercover mole working for Seth Simmons

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Sex Pest Seth is back

 

[RoTheHo69]

I will have to go to court for saying mean things about niki's pussy? When the hell did this happen?

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I'm fine. The only person I love is my wife, and she lurks here.

 

[Username]

Reward them with ribs for finally understanding why I laugh to myself like an autist most nights.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I tell everyone that i go on this place. I just make sure they know I post with a parody account of some guy who replaced peter gabriel

 

[HotDogJoe]

This bit fucking stinks.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I don’t think they’d be that mad.

You sure AntH wouldn’t be mad??

 

[guest]

You don’t have to go to court anymore, it’s on zoom.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Kill every nigger