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What are the odds Rick's heart attacks and kills him?

BoringFaggot

AKA HomeRunCumia
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about 100%...



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CarolMaxheinie

Runner, Unlike Fatrick
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I would guess cardiovascular failure, such as an embolism or stroke. He rants and raves at phantoms online all day.

In second place, hepatic failure and/or pancreatitis due to obesity, diet, alcohol abuse, and a sedentary lifestyle.

His heart could also give out too. Did you know every pound of excess fat adds five miles of capillaries? He has twenty pounds of fat in his head and neck alone, not to mention his giant fat tits. His heart is working overtime while Patso doesn’t work at all.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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His Ted Kennedy head is alarming to say the least, how do you get you head to blow up like that in less than 5 years? Must be from laying on the couch all day
 
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