We’re getting to that time of the year again

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

That other thread made me realize we are a month away from the 2023 holiday season! This year will prove to be a bit more awkward than usual as Patrick tries to avoid talking about his many embarrassments in 2023 such as that judgment debt thing, his failed media blitz, and a bunch of stuff I can’t even remember right now.

What are some of those other 2023 embarrassments that Pat probably doesn’t want brought up at dinner this year?

PS - I realize I’m making a big assumption that he’ll be invited at all so don’t bother bringing that up

 

[BoomerSperg]

will he release the tiny tim book this year?

of course not.

 

[The Talking Dead]

More than 5 years of the Pat Saga now. You'd think the well would've dried up by now but this year has provided some incredible content. Surely even he can't find new ways to embarrass himself in 2024?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Do you think his family ever brings up Annabelle at all?

If I had a daughter I abandoned I don't think I could ever show my face around family again and I wouldn't be welcome, either.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Do you think his family ever brings up Annabelle at all?

If I had a daughter I abandoned I don't think I could ever show my face around family again and I wouldn't be welcome, either.

That's something I hadn't thought about. It's one thing that Pat abandoned his only child but I wonder if Mama Raven has ever even seen her. It's incredibly weird for a grandmother to have never wanted to see her own grandchild. Bam stalks Adrienne's FB page so I'm pretty sure we'd know if there was any evidence of Mama Raven visiting Annabelle.

What a detestable family of horse-milk-drinking mutants.

 

[guest]

• 2011 police report for baby murder threats
• Quasi domesticating the debt
• Fatso's mugshot
• Torswats outing Fatrick
• Contempt/Quasi getting paid

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Do you think his family ever brings up Annabelle at all?

If I had a daughter I abandoned I don't think I could ever show my face around family again and I wouldn't be welcome, either.

Do you think they know she exists? Ade left him before she was visibly pregnant.

 

[CuntFucker .]

You guys just make shit up. Just because he stayed at home doesn't mean he wasn't invited. He was invited. But he didn't go because he's afraid of Niki's brother.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You guys just make shit up. Just because he stayed at home doesn't mean he wasn't invited. He was invited. But he didn't go because he's afraid of Niki's brother.

 

[CuntFucker .]

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He's talking big while he's afraid of his brother-in-law.

That's a shitty way to talk about Annabelle.

 

[RickReternal]

He's talking big while he's afraid of his brother-in-law.

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That's a shitty way to talk about Annabelle.

Pat has been very clear that he will speak with Annabelle if she apologizes. Let’s be fair.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

- Crashed his rustbucket car like a tard and totally fucked up the front bumper

- Another year with no book published

- Made enemies with Leslie, which seems to have had a rippling effect given how many authors and writers are willing to be outright hostile to him on X now.

- Record low attendance to conventions (Made too many enemies with the writing world, and they aren't as desperate to fill speaking slots now that liberal hivemind is semi-over COVID)

- House is actively rotting and falling apart.

- Created the world's most unconformable chairs over the span of weeks with contaminated wood.

- Countless health issues he hasn't disclosed online.

- Accused innocent bug-fucking Swede of international crime because he liked a character from LOTR.

- Spent a full-time job's worth of hours arguing with the son of a murder victim online.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's something I hadn't thought about. It's one thing that Pat abandoned his only child but I wonder if Mama Raven has ever even seen her. It's incredibly weird for a grandmother to have never wanted to see her own grandchild. Bam stalks Adrienne's FB page so I'm pretty sure we'd know if there was any evidence of Mama Raven visiting Annabelle.

What a detestable family of horse-milk-drinking mutants.

I think her handle on Twitter is something like "grandma bird".

 

[RoTheHo69]

Do you think they know she exists? Ade left him before she was visibly pregnant.

I know someone on reddit who texted her regarding pat's threats to his daughter so she should at least ask questions.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

What are some of those other 2023 embarrassments that Pat probably doesn’t want brought up at dinner this year?

 

[guest]

Where's he going for Thanksgiving dinner now that he's barred from Hooligans?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

will he release the tiny tim book this year?

of course not.

Well it's a perfect middle of summer beach read