Went to the beach today AMA

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I even went in the water. I hope no one was looking at my feet.

 

[guest]

Post feet pic, Blaze!

 

[Meownaw]

were on the leech

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Did you piss in the ocean, big guy

 

[guest]

See any good beefers?

 

[guest]

I don't recommend day drinking, but day drinking at the beach is the only exception for me. Best days ever.

When I think back to getting drunk at bars or at parties at home, beach drunk is the only time I have fond memories of.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Did you piss in the ocean, big guy

Is that legal?

 

[guest]

Is that legal?

Note how you never see anyone go to the bathroom at the beach. Literally everyone does it. Kind of fucked to think when you accidentally swallow water from a wave, youre drinking people's piss.

 

[guest]

Note how you never see anyone go to the bathroom at the beach. Literally everyone does it. Kind of fucked to think when you accidentally swallow water from a wave, youre drinking people's piss.

what's wrong with that

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I like to masturbate to beach themed pornography
but I've never been to the beach
and I don't think I'd have a good time there.
Somebody explain that. (Actually don't.)

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Is that legal?

Hey man, nobody's going to report you to the cops. Just be honest

 

[aRTie02150]

Hope you had a good day, friend.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wait, are you still in India? Did you see anyone take a shit?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Hope you had a good day, friend.

Thanks pal! Hope you're doing well. I'm about to go smoke with this Puetro Rican chick who sells me weed. I wonder if you know her.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Wait, are you still in India? Did you see anyone take a shit?

I didn't make it to India yet...I got detained in France for being too zooted and got sent back home. I think I'm going next month.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I didn't make it to India yet...I got detained in France for being too zooted and got sent back home. I think I'm going next month.

Attaboy.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Attaboy.

I'll get em next time, right Abe? My good friend @'THE NIGGER MAN' pointed out I made it halfway which is pretty good.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I even went in the water

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I'll get em next time, right Abe? My good friend @'THE NIGGER MAN' pointed out I made it halfway which is pretty good.

Damn right, Big Blaze. Fawkin legendary story.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll get em next time, right Abe? My good friend @'THE NIGGER MAN' pointed out I made it halfway which is pretty good.

You made it out of Massachusetts and raised hell on some frogs. I'm proud of you, sport.