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Went to a nude beach and ended up getting head from a chic in the back of her car

Professor Rape

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I was actually gonna ask out this chick who makes me feel good to talk to today. Like, it's a miracle to not be annoyed when a chick talks to me, but to actually feel good? Like I'm on valium?

So I was waiting in line to buy something from the store she works at, wearing my fed badge so she'd see I'm a big shot, but the person at the front of the line was a retarded Chinese person who couldn't figure out how to pay, so some other bitch opened the 2nd register and said I could buy there.

I took it as a sign to not ask her out, but then I thought... No. Fuck that. So after I paid, I walked over to the other register, and said, "Hi excuse me, sorry for interrupting. I was just wondering if I could cut your fucking tits off and feast on your organs, you ugly bitch? I like rape and rich vos will be performing at funny bone comedy club this July 19".
 

DMAN

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I was actually gonna ask out this chick who makes me feel good to talk to today. Like, it's a miracle to not be annoyed when a chick talks to me, but to actually feel good? Like I'm on valium?

So I was waiting in line to buy something from the store she works at, wearing my fed badge so she'd see I'm a big shot, but the person at the front of the line was a retarded Chinese person who couldn't figure out how to pay, so some other bitch opened the 2nd register and said I could buy there.

I took it as a sign to not ask her out, but then I thought... No. Fuck that. So after I paid, I walked over to the other register, and said, "Hi excuse me, sorry for interrupting. I was just wondering if I could cut your fucking tits off and feast on your organs, you ugly bitch? I like rape and rich vos will be performing at funny bone comedy club this July 19".

And he got the girl.
 

Smeckler's Powder

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What happened to the Foreigner cassette tape?

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