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Went to a christmas market
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No, i couldn't. It was all gay ass vendors and so many people that it was like being on the killing floor of a slaughterhouse
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My town had a xmas parade last week. I was brooding as I took the detour to get around it.
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Were there carolers? They make me uncomfortable.
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Nah this was some faggy shit in front of the National Portrait Gallery. Luckily everything there was shit, because you could hardly move in any direction to get anywhere
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Also re-watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation last night and it remains PFG
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Have you ever had the experience of having a bunch of church choir fags in old timey clothes sing at you? And you just have to stand there and give them a polite smile, wondering if they want money or what. There's always a shopping night in my town where there's carolers and reindeer and shit. Santa and the Grinch are always walking around.
About that Santa cocksucker; I saw my cousin post to Facebook about how they arranged to have that fake Santa motherfucker take a bunch of pictures in their house. So that's a thing that this guy offers. So first of all, stupit bitch, this pedophile Santa now knows where your children sleep. And second, the youngest kid is like 10 and her siblings are 13 and 15 I think. I imagine she knows Santa isn't real and she's probably never going to sleep right again knowing that some old weirdo in a costume is snooping around her house when she's at school.
My cousin is such a dumb bitch. She means well, but she's an idiot.
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I went to one the other day and there was a guy dressed as the grinch and he had the facial makeup on that looked pretty realistic like Carrey in the live action one, it was freaking the kids out pretty good.
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That and A Christmas Story are the all-timers for me.
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We have a Grinch guy too and he also has some pretty legit makeup.
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Canadian Grinch? When will this shit end, GET YOUR OWN THING, STOP COPYING US!
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Jim Carrey is Canadian.
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So so so so some Canadian pretends to be a character written by a beloved (((AMERICAN))) author and that means it's fine?
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How many of you niggers had to participate in the church nativity play when you were a kid? I got about a decade's worth of "astonished shepherd being addressed by an angel about Christ's birth" experience
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Dr. Seuss isn't even a real doctor. He just gave himself the title like Dr. Dre. He's a phoney. A fraud.
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Doctor of mirth and rhyming is a honorary title America has allowed him since the days of the Sneetches.
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I went to one in Bostonster last week, funster. There was a hot chocolate stand and I gave the rascal, five funster buckeroos and gave me the most disgusting swill I've ever had. Is it normal for them to put their dick in it? Would not recommend.