Went on a date with an 11/10. She coulda been a fawkin model.

[guest]

I'll be brief...

Actual hot/beautiful women act completely different than others. They don't have an ounce of insecurity. They don't play bullshit games. They are fucking amazing.

Anyway, I knew she was way out of my league, which actually made me more confident and relaxed during the date, since I knew it wouldn't go anywhere.

After the date, I messaged her saying "hey just wondering, do I look like my pics, or are they catfishy?" and she said I definitely look better in the pics, and that in real life I'm "average".

Now I've been called sexy. But the chicks who have called me that weren't models like this chick.

This chick knows the real scale. A fat or ugly chick calling you sexy means nothing. You can only get the truth from 11/10s like the one I went out with.

So I'm average. I'm fawkin average. I always thought I was good looking. This is fucked up.

End gym rant.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I'll be brief...

Actual hot/beautiful women act completely different than others. They don't have an ounce of insecurity. They don't play bullshit games. They are fucking amazing.

Anyway, I knew she was way out of my league, which actually made me more confident and relaxed during the date, since I knew it wouldn't go anywhere.

After the date, I messaged her saying "hey just wondering, do I look like my pics, or are they catfishy?" and she said I definitely look better in the pics, and that in real life I'm "average".

Now I've been called sexy. But the chicks who have called me that weren't models like this chick.

This chick knows the real scale. A fat or ugly chick calling you sexy means nothing. You can only get the truth from 11/10s like the one I went out with.

So I'm average. I'm fawkin average. I always thought I was good looking. This is fucked up.

End gym rant.

So you didn't smash?

 

[guest]

So you didn't smash?

..........yes, child.

 

[Stent]

You're shooting for an 11? There's a ratio of sinks to hotness. For example, 5 sinks gets you an 8 or a 9. You have to be packing Rod Stewart numbers of sinks to get an 11.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

You can only get the truth from 11/10s like the one I went out with.

Is this a British 11/10?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

> They don't have an ounce of insecurity.

I have to call Bravo Sierra on that one. The only possible way you got a 7 or 8 is because she has MASSIVE insecurities.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I went on a date with a 9/11. It was a national tragedy. But she was perfect.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Is this a British 11/10?

Probably a Chinese, @small wyzzz , comment?

 

[Meownaw]

Did runway, till a plane hit her. Looshen up folks.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Gay virgin Dan Mullen on suicidewatch

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Gay virgin Dan Mullen on suicidewatch

He’s busy washing his balls and taint in one of his 11 bathroom sinks little nothing. Wait quietly for the podcast. Quietly is key.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I don’t even shoot for 10s on dating apps, if she’s above an 8 I swipe left. I’m looking to put my dick in a hole not pay for some cunts dinner on her way to getting her asshole reamed by Chad thundercock. I always aim in the 5 - 6 range, nice body and plump tits with a ratchety busted face is my forte. If she’s got a body like a maxim model and a face like Charles Bukowski I’m fawkin all in sniff

 

[johnnynoname]

everything in this thread is a lie

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

On the Patrice 1-30 scale, what was she?

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Did runway, till a plane hit her. Looshen up folks.

I stone-washed my girlfriend.

 

[Meownaw]

I stone-washed my girlfriend.

Leon Spinx is in the news! He said he quit doing drugs and is going to law school. Ha ha ha that guy is lying through his tooth.

And you said that through your tooth you jackass

 

[guest]

everything in this thread is a lie

I felt bad for you at first you ugly kike, but fuck you. Fucking ugly kike faggot.

On the Patrice 1-30 scale, what was she?

Hottest hot chick, 29