WELP. My 10/10 Chinese GF broke up with me

[WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd]

she said that i'm never serious and that she's worried about our future cause she thinks at some point she may move back to fucking China of all places

we were in LOVE you bitch. We FUCKED and SUCKED. I don't know about fucking chinatown but where i come from that MEANS something

and i already bought the tickets for our date tonight, we were going to an amusement park that had a fright-night thing with it and i never went to that ever and now STILL will probably never ever go. That's $60 dollars down the drain that i cant afford to lose right now.

she did it over the PHONE not over text like a pussy. Respect. Although she did preface the call with texts saying "youre not in trouble" and "dont be scared" LYING CUNT

i dunno i'm gonna ask her out next weekend i guess cause the tickets dont have an exact date you need to use them on

 

[guest]

Nuke the motherfuckers, i say. Nobody treats our Wizzy like this!

 

[Jenna]

Post her pic bro

 

[WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd]

Post her pic bro

she doesnt even have a facebook (chinese spy??) and the only pic she sent of herself is not a 10/10 pic, but she IS a 10/10 girl

 

[Uncle Floyd]

she doesnt even have a facebook (chinese spy??) and the only pic she sent of herself is not a 10/10 pic, but she IS a 10/10 girl

You misunderstand. Her name is Tien Tien.

 

[Brooke Shields]

goddamnit Big Wyzz, I warned you about this

 

[guest]

she doesnt even have a facebook (chinese spy??) and the only pic she sent of herself is not a 10/10 pic, but she IS a 10/10 girl

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Do what a Chinese boy would do: cry and threaten to suicide yourself.

 

[bombvest]

my chink girl is only a 9.5/10. guess I'm not as cool as wyyz

 

[Uncle Floyd]

my chink girl is only a 9.5/10. guess I'm not as cool as wyyz

Bet she has no problem storing up enough food for winter.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Fake and gay

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

That's what you get for insulting Lucy, burn in hell, faggot.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

How's that "fuck Lucy Lawless" line working for you now?

Burn the rice, pay the price.

 

[Serious Business]

Sorry brothaman, with the Asians you have to act serious about your future and all that horseshit. Either that or her rich parents in Beijing threatened to quit juicing her account if she didn’t stop going steady with a nice white lad.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

she said that i'm never serious and that she's worried about our future cause she thinks at some point she may move back to fucking China of all places

we were in LOVE you bitch. We FUCKED and SUCKED. I don't know about fucking chinatown but where i come from that MEANS something

and i already bought the tickets for our date tonight, we were going to an amusement park that had a fright-night thing with it and i never went to that ever and now STILL will probably never ever go. That's $60 dollars down the drain that i cant afford to lose right now.

she did it over the PHONE not over text like a pussy. Respect. Although she did preface the call with texts saying "youre not in trouble" and "dont be scared" LYING CUNT


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i dunno i'm gonna ask her out next weekend i guess cause the tickets dont have an exact date you need to use them on

Chinese? Is she overweight (like really overweight) and goes by the username Robert Mewler on a message board?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Go to the fright night thing drunk and meet a bitch there. Fuck and suck. I believe in you, Big Wyyz.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Confucius say, "Woman who fuck flabby western boy soon get greencard, unless find better deal"

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Cool story, bro.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I still love ya, W⁴. She wasn't good enough for you.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I still love ya, W⁴. She wasn't good enough for you.

Of course she was, she was a 10 with a tight chink pussy. Wyzz is going to die old and alone at 17.