Weird observation, but: I don't think Pat and Niki even own a washing machine

[Riccardo Bosi]

Niki's clothes are filthy and Pat has taken photos of everything in his house that he considers impressive to own. He might not even have a dishwasher, either, but I'm not sure about that one.

I bet they still take their clothes to the laundromat like they're still 19 and fresh out of home. Nice putting your clothes in a sack when you're 42, stupid.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

My MAMA take care a ME, child

 

[CuckQueen]

Appliances the Family Fatrick Lack:
A Washing Machine
A Dryer
A Clothes Iron
A Dishwasher
A Bathtub
A Vacuum Cleaner
A Carpet Cleaner

Appliances the Family Fatrick Has:
A fridge
A freezer
A chest freezer
A mini fridge
A hotplate
A microwave oven
An oven
A stovetop range
A toaster
A toaster oven
A pizza oven
A convection oven
A blender
A mixer
A juicer
A deep fryer
An air fryer
A coffee maker
An espresso machine
An electric tea kettle
An electric can opener
An electric jar opener
An Ice Cream Maker
A bread maker
A slushee machine
A cotton candy machine
A popcorn machine
A gas station hotdog carousel
A gumball dispenser
A fully stocked candy vending machine
A fully stocked soda vending machine
A fully stocked chip vending machine

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Appliances the Family Fatrick Lack:
A Washing Machine
A Dryer
A Clothes Iron
A Dishwasher
A Bathtub
A Vacuum Cleaner
A Carpet Cleaner

Appliances the Family Fatrick Has:
A fridge
A freezer
A chest freezer
A mini fridge
A hotplate
A microwave oven
An oven
A stovetop range
A toaster
A toaster oven
A pizza oven
A convection oven
A blender
A mixer
A deep fryer
A coffee maker
An electric tea kettle
An electric can opener
An electric jar opener
An Ice Cream Maker
A slushee machine
A cotton candy machine
A popcorn machine
A gas station hotdog carousel
A fully stocked candy vending machine
A fully stocked soda vending machine
A fully stocked chip vending machine

Remember he bought that Moroccan cooking thing? It's like, nigger, learn how to cook with the conventional shit. I hate fuckers who just have to have a juicer, gotta have a deep fryer, gotta have an air fryer. What a rube.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

You can have laundry machines in your house? But whaT am I To do with all These quarTers, child?

 

[CuckQueen]

You can have laundry machines in your house? But whaT am I To do with all These quarTers, child?

It's got to be like 2 bucks in quarters if you can even find those anymore. Now the spics get a little card that looks like a bus ticket and load money on it, or just use straight debit. Imagine being so fucked you pay 4 bucks a load to wash and dry instead of getting one off Craigslist.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It's got to be like 2 bucks in quarters if you can even find those anymore. Now the spics get a little card that looks like a bus ticket and load money on it, or just use straight debit. Imagine being so fucked you pay 4 bucks a load to wash and dry instead of getting one off Craigslist.

I got a new washer and dryer a couple years ago, offered the ones I was replacing to a young girl at work who was struggling. She accepted and I had em in her house and hooked up by 8pm the same day. Didn’t charge her anything for it. He is so unpopular he has no family or friends looking to dump appliances on him.

 

[CuckQueen]

I got a new washer and dryer a couple years ago, offered the ones I was replacing to a young girl at work who was struggling. She accepted and I had em in her house and hooked up by 8pm the same day. Didn’t charge her anything for it. He is so unpopular he has no family or friends looking to dump appliances on him.

Even if that unloved, unlovable bastard had to pay, you can get them for 60 bucks at craigslist or even Goodwill. It will pay for itself in less than 20 fucking loads. But I imagine Fatrick's wife's panties burn out industrial hospital units. It would be like laundering a herd of elephants' hankies.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Even if that unloved, unlovable bastard had to pay, you can get them for 60 bucks at craigslist or even Goodwill. It will pay for itself in less than 20 fucking loads. But I imagine Fatrick's wife's panties burn out industrial hospital units. It would be like laundering a herd of elephants' hankies.

According to Piggy he doesent wear underwear because they’re “too constrictive” which is hilarious considering we’ve seen his “bulge” in several pictures, I think if the fly of your jeans popped out and folded it would be more impressive.

i doubt Niki wears underwear. She looks like one of those don’t shave, don’t wear undergarments types. In pictures she looks like she has a stench to her. Ever notice the only pic anyone is standing within touching distance of her is when the Negro Star Trek guy was letting her whisper in his ear.

 

[CuckQueen]

According to Piggy he doesent wear underwear because they’re “too constrictive” which is hilarious considering we’ve seen his “bulge” in several pictures, I think if the fly of your jeans popped out and folded it would be more impressive.

i doubt Niki wears underwear. She looks like one of those don’t shave, don’t wear undergarments types. In pictures she looks like she has a stench to her. Ever notice the only pic anyone is standing within touching distance of her is when the Negro Star Trek guy was letting her whisper in his ear.

The kind that uses leggings and shorts as panties. Smells like a whole retarded gym class.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

According to Piggy he doesent wear underwear because they’re “too constrictive” which is hilarious considering we’ve seen his “bulge” in several pictures, I think if the fly of your jeans popped out and folded it would be more impressive.

i doubt Niki wears underwear. She looks like one of those don’t shave, don’t wear undergarments types. In pictures she looks like she has a stench to her. Ever notice the only pic anyone is standing within touching distance of her is when the Negro Star Trek guy was letting her whisper in his ear.

The thought of niggi’s pubes sprouting out of the sides of her puss smelling granny panties made me recoil in terror.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The thought of niggi’s pubes sprouting out of the sides of her puss smelling granny panties made me recoil in terror.

You paint a horrifying picture, I just vomited in my mouth.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The kind that uses leggings and shorts as panties. Smells like a whole retarded gym class.

Pretty much. Smells like a camels asshole in the Sahara would be my guess.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I got a new washer and dryer a couple years ago, offered the ones I was replacing to a young girl at work who was struggling. She accepted and I had em in her house and hooked up by 8pm the same day. Didn’t charge her anything for it. He is so unpopular he has no family or friends looking to dump appliances on him.

I wonder if the house is so old it doesn't even have a laundry. My dad lived in an old house that had an office/storefront at the front (with another store which was a barber that was next to it, but it was separate/had no access to his office and the house) and there was no laundry room. Pat's shithole is old too, so he might not even have one.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Niki only has one set of clothes these days so I imagine she just wears them in the shower.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

You can have laundry machines in your house? But whaT am I To do with all These quarTers, child?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I wonder if the house is so old it doesn't even have a laundry. My dad lived in an old house that had an office/storefront at the front (with another store which was a barber that was next to it, but it was separate/had no access to his office and the house) and there was no laundry room. Pat's shithole is old too, so he might not even have one.

Well simple plumbing and electrical skills could change that. Put two T’s in the main line and run a straight to the waste line and abracadabra, washer is ready for hookup. Couple of flex lines to the machine and were in business. Of course a simple job that would take a Brotherman a hour and a half tops with the right tools, would take Patrick days.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I said quarters, not pennies little one.

Do you think if he swallowed a quarter he could make change with his next dump? Asking for Mama Raven.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Well simple plumbing and electrical skills could change that. Put two T’s in the main line and run a straight to the waste line and abracadabra, washer is ready for hookup. Couple of flex lines to the machine and were in business. Of course a simple job that would take a Brotherman a hour and a half tops with the right tools, would take Patrick days.

Does Pat even have a clothesline? That's another clue that he might go to the laundromat. There's no way he has a washer AND a dryer.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Does Pat even have a clothesline? That's another clue that he might go to the laundromat. There's no way he has a washer AND a dryer.

I’ve never seen rope or twine in any of his pictures. Damn shame too, I was hoping that would be his chosen method when he commits the suicide were allegedly trying to drive him to.