Weird news

[guest]

So. I got some weird news from the doc.

Stage 4 dry spell.

Don't not have sex since 1980, kids - I'm looking at you, Wyzz.

 

[guest]

No ribs. Well I found it funny... Sniff.

Imagine getting weird news from your doc lol. Imagine if your doc was scorch.

 

[Meownaw]

Gotta give it time to marinate. I lawfed though.

 

[johnnynoname]

No ribs. Well I found it funny... Sniff.

Imagine getting weird news from your doc lol. Imagine if your doc was scorch.

you didn't do it right

 

[johnnynoname]

Imagine getting weird news from your doc.............

 

[johnnynoname]

...........Imagine if your doc was scorch?!?!?

 

[johnnynoname]

see- that's funny

 

[guest]

Imagine getting weird news from your doc.............

From your doc?!!...

 

[aRTie02150]

see- that's funny

Wrong. But I'm not surprised.

The formula is make the TITLE of the thread "Imagine getting weird news from your doc..." with only 3 periods, you know, like an ellipsis?

Then you make the body of the thread "...then imagine if your doc was Scorch?!" and add either a small Scorch emoji or a large one. The middle size one isn't as good IMO.

 

[johnnynoname]

The formula is make the TITLE of the thread "Imagine getting weird news from your doc..." with only 3 periods, you know, like an ellipsis?

Then you make the body of the thread "...then imagine if your doc was Scorch?!" and add either a small Scorch emoji or a large one. The middle size one isn't as good IMO.

this isn't bad

 

[guest]

Wrong. But I'm not surprised.

The formula is make the TITLE of the thread "Imagine getting weird news from your doc..." with only 3 periods, you know, like an ellipsis?

Then you make the body of the thread "...then imagine if your doc was Scorch?!" and add either a small Scorch emoji or a large one. The middle size one isn't as good IMO.

While funny, it takes away the whole parody aspect of that cancer guy's "bad news" thread.

 

[Meownaw]

Wait a minute!

Didn't you say in another thread that the rewording bit is nahhhht funny? Or was that @Brooke Shields? I can't keep track of all the minor details of this plant anymore.

 

[johnnynoname]

btw- I deleted the part of Artie's reply to my post where he said I was wrong...what a load of shit

 

[guest]

Wait a minute!

Didn't you say in another thread that the rewording bit is nahhhht funny? Or was that @Brooke Shields? I can't keep track of all the minor details of this plant anymore.

Scorch bits don't count.

 

[aRTie02150]

btw- I deleted the part of Artie's reply to my post where he said I was wrong...what a load of shit

I noticed right away but still would nod my head in your direction in agreement seeing as you agreed with my shit posting mechanics.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

While funny, it takes away the whole parody aspect of that cancer guy's "bad news" thread.

I regret not making the joke part of my post in that thread (where you called me a jew) something like "I hear you, pal. I've got sciatica."

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Wrong. But I'm not surprised.

The formula is make the TITLE of the thread "Imagine getting weird news from your doc..." with only 3 periods, you know, like an ellipsis?

Then you make the body of the thread "...then imagine if your doc was Scorch?!" and add either a small Scorch emoji or a large one. The middle size one isn't as good IMO.

Sometimes the right emoji can make a post a one.