WEEKLY SJW COMEDIAN WARM UP....Everyone (mostly Jannies) who think misspelled words on menus/food is funny

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

From the people who brought you "Cold Pockets" a couple of years ago; a barely ironic exercise in finding things that were funny that didn't hurt anyones feelings (that's literally what it was about from some SJW open-mic'r)...

Yes, these people are terminally online but ALSO: These are the people that run open mics in major metropolitan cities, near you.
You finna be a comic, either big time or for a living? First step is to get past people like this at the gate:

https://twitter.com/Ethelmonster?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Go get 'em if you're feeling bored (could only find one link).

KEEP IT LEGAL.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Shocking that they're all women. Well, "women". They/thems who knows.

 

[LiberalPussy]

These are the same people who think chud is an insult.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

kill everyone

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What the fuck

 

[sorchEDearth]

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From the people who brought you "Cold Pockets" a couple of years ago; a barely ironic exercise in finding things that were funny that didn't hurt anyones feelings (that's literally what it was about from some SJW open-mic'r)...


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Yes, these people are terminally online but ALSO: These are the people that run open mics in major metropolitan cities, near you.
You finna be a comic, either big time or for a living? First step is to get past people like this at the gate:

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https://twitter.com/Ethelmonster?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Go get 'em if you're feeling bored (could only find one link).

KEEP IT LEGAL.

Laughing at someone writing "None pizza, left beef" is thinly veiled xenophobia. The person who wrote that clearly doesn't speak English as a first language and these people are pretending not to know that so they can laugh at them. It's making me literally ill.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Laughing at someone writing "None pizza, left beef" is thinly veiled xenophobia. The person who wrote that clearly doesn't speak English as a first language and these people are pretending not to know that so they can laugh at them. It's making me literally ill.

All of these misspellings were printed out by a person with brown skin or slits for eyes, it's a guarantee and I am fuming at their punching down racism

 

[satanssockpuppet]

LOL oh, that Hans Gatsby, he sure is one funny fella. His bit about taking the ol' diggery-doo up the wallaby is a real hoot. The way he says "roiped" instead of "raped" reminds me of one of Jay Leno's classic "Tonight Show" bits.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

All of these misspellings were printed out by a person with brown skin or slits for eyes, it's a guarantee and I am fuming at their punching down racism

Well...go let 'em know.

 

[guest]

This is why I only enjoy comedy about garage door openers and bong hit transplants.

 

[analeggsalad]

Seth Simons wants to put your family in a gulag if you don't agree with this and laugh when expected

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Seth Simons wants to put your family in a gulag if you don't agree with this and laugh when expected

Yep.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

We could have avoided this timeline if we just rounded up and shot all the quirky le random comedians in the 2000's.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

How isn’t it punching down to laugh at Mexican restaurants misspelling words?

 

[fusciasomething]

I know humor is subjective but how is “sprimp” funny?