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We Wuz Kangz: Survivor Edition

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Look, dahlin'; Johnny Ringo.
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What in the fuck. Why the fuck are they talking about this shit on Survivor?? I don't hate black people but if they keep up the fucking whining I'm gonna get there. My uncle grew up in extreme poverty in Barbados and has knife scars all over him yet I've never hear about his fucking struggle as a black man. He's just happy to be in Canada and was proud as fuck to get his citizenship. He lived in the backwards hick town I live in for most of my life so I'm guessing he got called a nigger like five times a day for 30 years and I've never heard the guy complain about fucking anything. I feel like he'd tell that lady to shut the fuck up.

Bitch has really nice teeth though.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Look, dahlin'; Johnny Ringo.
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They already had a season of survivor where they divided everyone by race. Like 15 years ago
I only ever watched the first two seasons. The only darkie I remember was a guy named Jarvis who was clumsy as shit and terrible at everything. His only strempf was that he could hold his breath for like five minutes at a time.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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What in the fuck. Why the fuck are they talking about this shit on Survivor?? I don't hate black people but if they keep up the fucking whining I'm gonna get there. My uncle grew up in extreme poverty in Barbados and has knife scars all over him yet I've never hear about his fucking struggle as a black man. He's just happy to be in Canada and was proud as fuck to get his citizenship. He lived in the backwards hick town I live in for most of my life so I'm guessing he got called a nigger like five times a day for 30 years and I've never heard the guy complain about fucking anything. I feel like he'd tell that lady to shut the fuck up.

Bitch has really nice teeth though.
I’m confused here. Are you possessing someone? I thought you were Abe Vigoda?
 

Snake

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Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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i didn't watch whatever season this was but I'm pretty sure it was dedicated for everyone to make fun of this guy for being a retard
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Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Fuck that's funny what are the best seasons of madtv?
Hard to say as there are great sketches all throughout. I would say the seasons with Will Sasso hold up the best. There were some funny motherhuckers on that show and I always found it funnier than SNL even when SNL was in it's prime. The thing I loved most about MadTV was how mean spirited it was, SNL would lightly jab celebrities but MadTV would be fawkin bruuuuutal when it came to making fun of people. I believe you can get all the seasons on HBO Max still.
 

Stent

Delay, Deny, Diaper
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Ha ha ha, the effeminate white guy has to denounce his own privilege then the black guy has to tell him that they're allies.

You're on a fucking game show on a tropical island where you might win a million dollars for throwing a coconut into a barrel faster than someone else. The only niggers there are the locals who have to clean up after them and go back to their iron roof shacks without the means to even watch the television show.
 
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