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NikkisCrustyGusset

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This is a genuinely cool forum. With some genuine people and some crazy cool people too.
Fatrick is an obnoxious fucking toxic acidic cunt who will burn you if you aren't on his side kissing his ass enough.

There are some very cool, sound, decent people here and I honestly feel better off having engaged with this forum then if I didn't

Everyone has ups and downs and shit and because we are all muppets



Come on guys...
 

NikkisCrustyGusset

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Pat has referred to us as "Shit Muppets"
In Ireland, especially Dublin muppet is used like someone is stupid (every time I went to America I had to really curb my use of cunt. Its got so much more weight to it over there. And the confusion of fanny... ) I havnt engaged Fatrick yet but I would love him to do his thing about Ireland/Irish heritage and see how fucked up he gets it.
He doesn't seem to lean into that much surprisingly.

About the song... While the original by War is great, the muppets lyrics are amazing
'don't ask the general what's its for, because he'd be out of work without a war'
👌

Hey ill give you awesome folk one I like. So slang for vagina here is 'gee' g as in guess or great.
A horrible girl is a 'gee bag'
In the cells in the central criminal court I seen 'Jacinta O Brien has a smelly gee' written big.
Next time any of my American friends find yourself at odds with a real cunt please use geebag. I want to spread it.
 
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It's time to leave your daughter,
It's time to gain some weight!

It's time to get excited
'cuz the neighbor's kids are eight!


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NikkisCrustyGusset

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Someone clearly "Irish"-ed up their coffee this morning...
Lol, it's cliché sure but the amount of 'functional' alcos I've encountered is... A lot.
We do take a very lax approach to drink here.
I actually don't drink thst much because I'm a recovering smack and crack addict but I go see me nana, 97 every week and always bring her 'a wee drop of the gold' she loves walking around the garden and she's so slow now...i gave her a drop of Powers and water and had one with her.

Genuinely I mean what I said. Really cool people here and infighting... Come on... Its better vented at Fatrick and the ghouls in the SFWA or that awful Joe Cumia.

Yeah I sound like a faggot but ain't we all?
 

NikkisCrustyGusset

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Yeah well he’s a fat faggot.
With bitch tits.
What I would give to get a video clip of him running in a marathon or something... He'd be bouncing more than teenage girls at a rave...
'pecs child'
I think he genuinely believes that people accept he is able to bench 250lbs like he said with those saggy tits and noodle arms.
If he ever troons out he has the head start on the tits
 
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What I would give to get a video clip of him running in a marathon or something... He'd be bouncing more than teenage girls at a rave...
'pecs child'
I think he genuinely believes that people accept he is able to bench 250lbs like he said with those saggy tits and noodle arms.
If he ever troons out he has the head start on the tits
The best part was way back I asked him why 250 not 245 as the plates would make possible. I was expecting he'd claim the collars he responded like he never actually used free weights.
 

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The best part was way back I asked him why 250 not 245 as the plates would make possible. I was expecting he'd claim the collars he responded like he never actually used free weights.
Back when I played High School ball, the weight room had 2.5 lbers. The fact you don't know 2.5 lb plates exist make me wonder if you even played ball in high school.

But, yeah, if you actually lift you would say 245... or more like "I can do XXX for XXX reps"

Pretty rare to sit there and do 1 rep maxes

By the way incels -- people who actually bench 250 for one rep look a lot less "buff" than you would think. When you see people that strike you as "jacked" -- they're lifting way more
 

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The best part was way back I asked him why 250 not 245 as the plates would make possible. I was expecting he'd claim the collars he responded like he never actually used free weights.
There is no way on earth he can do 250 even once. Id be generous and say he could maybe bench 40kg... Maybe...

At my absolute strongest, using Parabolan 78mg and Test C100mg , I could cleanly bench 130kg, including the 20kg Olympic bar. 5 proper, clean presses.
Now I can still do 80-90 kg easy and clean. 110 on good days. In prison we only had machines and I managed to get a hold of the Insanity workout dvds. So in irish prison its like you are let out 9:15-12, then 2:15-4pm then 5:30 til 7:30m the only time we had gym was 5:30...
IF a screw was there to supervise.
So like I'll always say, working out saved my life. I get my buzz from lifting or cardio instead of injecting smack and crack.
So for my lunchtime at 12-2pm I would do the Insanity workout, then eat loads of canned tuna and use machines in evening gym.
started doing all different kinds of pushups.diamond, wide, etc, I filled 5litre jugs with porridge oats used a torn up tshirt for handles and curled them...put 4 of em in a standard plastic property tub and 'benched' them...
when I got out and started using free weights I was all over the place!

I had no experience with it. I was used to the machine and I'd no muscle memory. Learning to properly place your hands, balance the weights and push with your breath is an acquired skill.

When I started using dumbbells on the bench I was a mess too. Took a long time with low weight to get the clean, smooth arc.

Thanks to the prison system I got to do a personal training course that is completely legit and valid too.

Theres a LOT of Fatricks bullshit and lies that irks me because I know it's totally false. His fitness and strength and bragging about the gym is one of them.
I had a client once who prepaid his whole 12 weeks and was 38,never exercised in his life, drank a lot of beer and smoked. Wanted to be 'Brad Pitt in fight club' in that time.
Would come in in the most expensive trainers and kit, off his face on pre workout and would always want to do more reps or go heavier...
Despite my advice and nutrition plan he just thought he knew better. Always on his phone taking selfies in gym. Kept drinking etc. Got pissy with me about week 7/8 because he wasn't totally shredded.
Week 10 he 'fires' me because I don't know what I'm doing apparently. Week later he rings me terrified because he's pissing brown and threw his back badly out... Fatrick reminds me so much of this guy.
There's no way, with that fat body and zero development in his shoulders or chest and those weird skinny yet flabby arms he can do 10 proper pushups even.
 
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Back when I played High School ball, the weight room had 2.5 lbers. The fact you don't know 2.5 lb plates exist make me wonder if you even played ball in high school.

But, yeah, if you actually lift you would say 245... or more like "I can do XXX for XXX reps"

Pretty rare to sit there and do 1 rep maxes

By the way incels -- people who actually bench 250 for one rep look a lot less "buff" than you would think. When you see people that strike you as "jacked" -- they're lifting way more
They do exist and I asked him about why he'd bother using them and not just go to to 260, he could have used 5lb plate as well but why bother, he wasn't in a competition. 250 is 25lbs above his weight(lol, 225) the truth is most guys that go the gym an throw up a 100lbs over there weight after a decade of lifting. The whole story is a charade, 250 is a number that nerds would think is super strong, but christ at the combine they have receivers doing 20 reps regularly.
 
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