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We all know when Joseph Cumia is dug up the archaeologists will be scratching their heads over how a cow was able to put on a chain shirt
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Criticizes those who beat you over the head with pronouns that make them feel comfortable in their own skin.
Proceeds to beat you over the head with pronouns that makes him feel comfortable in his own flabby, leathery, allowance-draining skin.
There's an acre of land over there, Joe. Go graze.
Proceeds to beat you over the head with pronouns that makes him feel comfortable in his own flabby, leathery, allowance-draining skin.
There's an acre of land over there, Joe. Go graze.
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Congratulations on your transition, Josephine!
Btw when his bones are dug up, it will be determined that he is a North African nigger.
Btw when his bones are dug up, it will be determined that he is a North African nigger.
Ladies, Gentlemen & Cyborgs of the United Earth Alliance! Our archeological expeditions have finally bore fruit!
We have uncovered a breakthrough in regards to our understanding of the ancient world! On what remains of a place once named “Long Island” we recovered the remains of... THE MIGHTY MINOTAUR!
We have uncovered a breakthrough in regards to our understanding of the ancient world! On what remains of a place once named “Long Island” we recovered the remains of... THE MIGHTY MINOTAUR!
You fools ALWAYS manage to miss the mark. My POINT was simple. If you’re born with a DICK you are a MALE. You can transition into a FEMALE but you are still a MALE. Sure, there’s some people into a TRANSEXUAL fetish (Jim Norton 
) but that’s what it is. A FETISH. You monkey brained RETARDS love your bullshit LIBERAL philosophy. In 1000 years it won’t MATTER. So keep up your DEGENERATE bullshit. I’ll keep swinging my 100% MALE dick around. Maybe you guys will catch a glimpse since you seem so interested
America will always be a country dominated by MALES who have TESTOSTERONE like me. PS. You homos don’t get to see my Willie Johnson anytime that’s reserved for my hot wife 
. #100%male #MAGA2024 #
) but that’s what it is. A FETISH. You monkey brained RETARDS love your bullshit LIBERAL philosophy. In 1000 years it won’t MATTER. So keep up your DEGENERATE bullshit. I’ll keep swinging my 100% MALE dick around. Maybe you guys will catch a glimpse since you seem so interested America will always be a country dominated by MALES who have TESTOSTERONE like me. PS. You homos don’t get to see my Willie Johnson anytime that’s reserved for my hot wife . #100%male #MAGA2024 #
He doesnt realize that he will cremated and there will be no bones.
Fawk, this guy even got “Willie Johnson” in there. Great Josephine post, sir.You fools ALWAYS manage to miss the mark. My POINT was simple. If you’re born with a DICK you are a MALE. You can transition into a FEMALE but you are still a MALE. Sure, there’s some people into a TRANSEXUAL fetish (Jim Norton
Evidence Of Human/Bovine Hybrid Experimentation Unearthed
Scientists believe that a bizarre skeleton uncovered from an ancient Long Island landfill belonged to a human/bovine hybrid, most likely the result of early 2020s genetic experimentation. "The creature was more cow than man" stated Dr. Vincent Boombatz, Ph. D of the Interplanetary Federation Of Smart People. "We believe the creature had the ability to walk upright, albeit in a peculiar waddling motion, indicative of his bovine features. We believe the creature primarily grazed on grass, although low-hanging leaves may have played a role in its diet. Skeletal malformation seems to indicate that the creature sported a pair of enormous udders where human breasts are normally found".
Scientists believe that a bizarre skeleton uncovered from an ancient Long Island landfill belonged to a human/bovine hybrid, most likely the result of early 2020s genetic experimentation. "The creature was more cow than man" stated Dr. Vincent Boombatz, Ph. D of the Interplanetary Federation Of Smart People. "We believe the creature had the ability to walk upright, albeit in a peculiar waddling motion, indicative of his bovine features. We believe the creature primarily grazed on grass, although low-hanging leaves may have played a role in its diet. Skeletal malformation seems to indicate that the creature sported a pair of enormous udders where human breasts are normally found".
I always felt like opting for cremation was a form of giving in to your bullies in life
I dont care either way but we all know they dont have the money to buy a plot. He will be stored in a amazon guitar ern
BUTT FUCK!!!!!
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No Penis, Testicles or Semen on a roll...
Layla is 100% trooning out
He has bitch tits and takes testosterone shots.