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“I can’t scan this.” It’s a federal fucking form of ID.
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WAWAWD getting flak for buying beer with a passport?
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I've done it before, what teh fuck kind of nigger faggot liquor store was that?
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It happens to me at gas stations all the time. Even had one refuse to sell me beer. I lose my license from time to time.
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Dude what state are you in? Let's meet up and fuck up these fucking faggots.
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NY and I mean that I physically lose the card. I don’t drive like a Cumia.
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I used to live in new york. No joke but I used to live in harlem lol. I was the only "cracker" as they called me. Well excuuuuuse me, nigger. Don't go hating coz of da color of ma skin aight?
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The black women (or she boons I called them) were really nice to me. They'd call me sweetie and stuff. I think. My memory is hazy. I was a child.
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Black women are always nice to me. I think it’s because I have nappy hair.
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Wait sorry now that I think about it, there were some she boons who were rude as fuck. But they were fat and sassy.
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I have a lot of love for black women but they tend to be abrasive in customer service situations. And by no means am I ever demanding or a prick.
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fun fact, i've never fucked a black women... but i kind of want to. they really are nice to me. i see where bill burr's coming from. DUDE!
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I think the one black lady at work wants to fuck me. She called me Mr. @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 and it got me chubbed up a bit.
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Me either, I just can't get over their man faces, I could do a nice mulatto that has female features. But those gorilla skulled west African phenotypes do nothing for me
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yeah it'd be weird kissing them
There's this nigger jungle asian I was seeing for a while, and every time I kissed her I felt NOTHING. Like I wasn't feeling any kind of sex or romance or anything.... it was so weird. i've never had that before. I wonder what causes that.
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I think some of these minimum wagers are just so scared of selling to an underage that they need the horizontal license and nothing else. I’ve heard people say they still had their vertical license (junior I guess?) and they were refused when they went out of state because the people just assumed it was a shitty fake
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You still do but you used to too?
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A lot of bars won’t take out of state id’s for that reason. I do get that. But also I look young-ish but definitely nowhere near under 21.
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American ID rules are retarded. 23 years ago went to Disney in Florida on a big family holiday with cousins and family friends in a big group. I was the oldest kid at 14 youngest would've been about 5 and they wouldn't surve 40 year old adults in a Fridays as they didn't have Id.
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My grandfather got ID’d at a bar. He’s almost fucking 90 haha.