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WAWAW Literally Drinking And Driving?

EraGodless

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I just parked at an HEB and I hear a "kasploosh," sound. I look to the right of me and the old man parked in the truck next to mine, just cracked open a tall boy. He took a swig and then turned on his truck and bounced. I don't think it was his first or last (unless he gets popped for a DUI) beer of the day.

A few road sodas in the country isn't bad. But this is a pretty busy part of town. Granted, it's hard to get a DUI during the day unless you're sloppy as the cops aren't really looking for drunk driving.

I'm like whatever, but I can understand when people hate drunk drivers. It's a pretty selfish act in most cases.
 
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Mitch Weaver

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Years ago I wrecked a beautiful Challenger after leaving a strip club. I had my best friend in the car and I just fell asleep behind the wheel driving into a ditch past some railroad tracks.

The car was a total loss but my friend and I got a ride from his brother out of there. I still remember seeing the cop lights as we were pulling away.

I got home and the cops showed up maybe an hour later. I told them I had passed out and couldn’t remember who took my car and they didn’t buy my shit for a minute. Since I wasn’t at the scene and no blood or beer cans were in the car they just told me my car was at a yard and bounced.

I continued to use blow and drink but never drove drunk again. I wouldn’t have been able to live with myself had I pulled a Vince Neil.
 

Milk74

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I just parked at an HEB and I hear "kasplooah," sound. I look to the right of me and the old man parked in the truck next to mine, just cracked open a tall boy. He took a swig and then turned on his truck and bounced. I don't think it was his first or last (unless he gets popped for a DUI) beer of the day.

A few road sodas in the country isn't bad. But this is a pretty busy part of town. Granted, it's hard to get a DUI during the day unless you're sloppy as the cops aren't really looking for drunk driving.

I'm like whatever, but I can understand when people hate drunk drivers. It's a pretty selfish act in most cases.
Wtf is a "Heb"?
 

Cartoon Redux

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Years ago I wrecked a beautiful Challenger after leaving a strip club. I had my best friend in the car and I just fell asleep behind the wheel driving into a ditch past some railroad tracks.

The car was a total loss but my friend and I got a ride from his brother out of there. I still remember seeing the cop lights as we were pulling away.

I got home and the cops showed up maybe an hour later. I told them I had passed out and couldn’t remember who took my car and they didn’t buy my shit for a minute. Since I wasn’t at the scene and no blood or beer cans were in the car they just told me my car was at a yard and bounced.

I continued to use blow and drink but never drove drunk again. I wouldn’t have been able to live with myself had I pulled a Vince Neil.
Classic Challenger owner behavior tobehonestwitchya

Glad you're still with us and turned things around.
 

mach2269

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Everything is so fucking far away, you have to drive. What do you want me to take a $50 uber, hop in some beaners car and listen to daft punk while i have small talk with someone i don't give a fuck about?

I'll take the DUI chance.


going to bottomless mimosas at brunch with the woman rn, will report later DUI status.
 

EraGodless

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Everything is so fucking far away, you have to drive. What do you want me to take a $50 uber, hop in some beaners car and listen to daft punk while i have small talk with someone i don't give a fuck about?

I'll take the DUI chance.


going to bottomless mimosas at brunch with the woman rn, will report later DUI status.
Yeah, Ubers/Lyft be pricey (especially with surge-kike pricing).
 

eggfeller

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that’s pretty stupid/reckless to be opening a can loudly enough in the parking lot to catch someone’s attention. i’ve heard of people getting popped for DWIs just bc a concerned citizen tattled on them buying a 6 pack at a gas station. you could’ve fucked that guy’s whole shit up if you wanted. fond memories of getting tanked in an HEB parking lot though. thank god i hadn’t discovered buzzballs yet when i was still binge drinking
 

Brooke Shields

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Years ago I wrecked a beautiful Challenger after leaving a strip club. I had my best friend in the car and I just fell asleep behind the wheel driving into a ditch past some railroad tracks.

The car was a total loss but my friend and I got a ride from his brother out of there. I still remember seeing the cop lights as we were pulling away.

I got home and the cops showed up maybe an hour later. I told them I had passed out and couldn’t remember who took my car and they didn’t buy my shit for a minute. Since I wasn’t at the scene and no blood or beer cans were in the car they just told me my car was at a yard and bounced.

I continued to use blow and drink but never drove drunk again. I wouldn’t have been able to live with myself had I pulled a Vince Neil.
He said drinking and driving not sleeping and driving, no one can do that
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I don't do it anymore because the last time I got pulled over I feel like I used up all of my luck. I ran a red light in someone else's car, a lady cop pulled me over and I couldn't find any of the registration or liability cards or whatever so I was just handing the cop random receipts and shit. I had to have smelled like booze and she was like "just go straight home" and I did.
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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I don't know what you want me to say. I'm definitely a better driver than most (I've proved it in tests), so a 30% reduction in response-time would still render me better than most.

Opposing opinion: even a small reduction in reaction time might result in me hitting someone.

Final thought: If you see someone driving like a dickhead then maybe test 'em. Regular drink-drivers (by whatever arbitrary level) will regularly side-swipe cars but rarely hit a child - that's actual science!
I think you should be able to stop someone 'driving like a dick' even if they're not drunk, so my rules are stricter than yours!
 

Dennyislife

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I get a buzz from one drink. Not drunk but I feel it. I don't drink and drive ever. Most evite because when I was 17 a school friend did send took himself and his girlfriend out and years later I saw the girls mother on TV talking about the long lasting impact on her and her family. Made me feel bad for going to the lads funeral even though at the time I probably didn't know he was drink driving. He'd only had a couple of drinks but one mistake was enough


I can afford a taxi. I'll get one.
 

johnnynoname

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I need to know what the Mountain Dew, and Energy Drink coolers look like at a Buckee's

what does the selection look like
 

johnnynoname

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and, yes- it's a total Yankee thing to do to mark out to Buckee's...I don't care

i'll lose my shit to even the most trashy Waffle house.

there's probably some guy in south carolina who is a "Stewart's" fan boi
 

mach2269

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Everything is so fucking far away, you have to drive. What do you want me to take a $50 uber, hop in some beaners car and listen to daft punk while i have small talk with someone i don't give a fuck about?

I'll take the DUI chance.


going to bottomless mimosas at brunch with the woman rn, will report later DUI status.
my fans on this web site need to know i survived.

pissed off the old lady but we made it back.
 
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