WAWAW- Asking A Random Dude What Cologne He Is Wearing Because It Smelled Good?

[EraGodless]

 

[Harry Powell]

Totally fine if you’re trying to fuck him

 

[UnPRePared]

... maybe kiss you.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's a dicey situation, dude. If you ask too eagerly, you become a homosexual, which is disgusting

 

[HotDogJoe]

I think as long as you have a normal energy, most guys wouldn't assume you're trying to fuck them.

If you look/act like this, however, it's better to leave it alone..

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Who cares if you come off gay and get drug behind a truck by some random do-gooders

yolo

 

[RobertMewler]

I feel for you. It's so much easier for chicks. "Your perfume is so nice, do you happen to remember its name?"

What if you said, "Nice scent, man. Lacoste?" just to open the conversation? Maybe by having a name of a cologne ready they would feel comfortable correcting you rather than first thinking you want him.

 

[aRTie02150]

Just say "yo, what's that cologne you got on." it's informal and to the point. Say it like a man, and don't lisp.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Just say "yo, what's that cologne you got on." it's informal and to the point. Say it like a man, and don't lisp.

Don't look at the guy's cock either

 

[HH Brother]

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I used to wear Tom Ford Black Orchid when i was younger, girls loved it.

I remember i was in a queue at a supermarket one time, and some girl turned around to me and said "what's that smell? it's gorgeous" and some fat faggot behind me piped up thinking she was talking about him and replied with "Joop".

 

[Cakehorn's Shitty Sink]

It's a dicey situation, dude.

WHAT KINDA COLOGNE IS THAT, YOU DELICIOUS SMELLING FAGGOT? AH-GOOSH

 

[Consensual Rapist]

If you’re going to complement a guy because of the way he smells, you better have your lips lubed up before hand.

 

[Hoolies]

It's all fucked up already, even if he told ya, all you're going to get is some other autistic guy coming up to ask what cologne is that and have you even beat off into a mason jar.

 

[aRTie02150]

It's all fucked up already, even if he told ya, all you're going to get is some other autistic guy coming up to ask what cologne is that and have you even beat off into a mason jar.

Try the mason jar. You'll thank me later.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Since we're talking about it, what colognes does everyone wear here? LETS GO TO THE PHONES!

 

[TomFromNawlins]

It’s Canoe. Johnny wore Canoe.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think as long as you have a normal energy, most guys wouldn't assume you're trying to fuck them.

If you look/act like this, however, it's better to leave it alone..

I don’t know who this is but he looks like he accosts celebrities outside of bathrooms.

 

[Harry Powell]

For some reason I get a FAGGOT migraine every time I wear cologne now.

 

[UnPRePared]

I don’t know who this is but he looks like he accosts celebrities outside of bathrooms.

And gives strangers birthday presents that they leave behind, right to his face.