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Watching The Iceman (2012) for no real reason

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Artie Bucco as a tough guy mobster is busting up my ribs.

The other mafia goon besides Artie is... David Schwimmer. Ross Gellar and Artie Bucco, the two least scariest characters on television.
 
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Didn't like it when I saw it. Keith the Meter Maid's uncle is the main villain in it. Movie glosses over them being involved in selling, let's just say, films that would be a big hit with SFWA types.
 

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Artie Bucco as a tough guy mobster is busting up my ribs.

The other mafia goon besides Artie is... David Schwimmer. Ross Gellar and Artie Bucco, the two least scariest characters on television.
I remember jim and Anthony saying it was a good movie. No show had worse taste in media then those faggots
 

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I gotta finish it when NPS ends. Haven't even gotten to Mr. Softee yet.

Some cringey scenes, but Ray Liotta is great as always RIP and Winona looks fine as fuck. She really comes across as a crazy lady who took too many pills in Stranger Things but this is a couple years before that and you barely notice the twitching.

Streaming on Hulu and Peacock!
 

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Prongay was introduced, him and Iceman are chasing down a 17-year-old girl in an ice cream truck. Chris Evans is doing a character and ACTING and I'll reserve final judgements but so far, not so good.
 

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I fucking hate movies about one mobster because its always the fakest hokiest shit overblowing their role. The Irishman was based entirely on lies and becomes Forrest Gump shlock. This looks the same. Kuklinski lied about like 95% of the shit he did. Goodfellas was the only one to do it good
 

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I fucking hate movies about one mobster because its always the fakest hokiest shit overblowing their role. The Irishman was based entirely on lies and becomes Forrest Gump shlock. This looks the same. Kuklinski lied about like 95% of the shit he did. Goodfellas was the only one to do it good

The scene I was watching ended when Iceman pulled out a gun and pointed it at Prongay's head, ordering him to not run over the 17-year-old. Prongay called his bluff and kept driving towards her, so Iceman shot out the window which made Prongay know he was serious and pull over the truck.

It's like the shit you expect on NCIS or The Blacklist. I have a moral code, and you're not gonna run over that minor with your ice cream truck!
 

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So he's out with Winona and daughters, sees a Mister Softee truck and loses focus, rear-ends another driver. The other driver screams "fuck you and your family" so naturally Iceman has to car chase him down an alley with Winona & the kids screaming STOP YOU'RE A MONSTER! the whole time. But then there's traffic so Iceman immediately ceases his bloodlust rage and Winona comforts the kids.
 

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This sounds like the worst movie ever.

It's not a good movie but knowing the outside factors it's highly entertaining.

Has Captain America ever called your biological mother a cunt? Chris Evans is doing this weird "I'm getting famous for being a superhero so now I have to play a dark dark villain" thing to glorify Iceman as the good sympathetic hitman.
 

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Michael Shannon. He's great in everything he does. He did a small movie called Take Shelter that I'd recommend to anyone. Great film. Maybe not one for Bam or anyone struggling with schizophrenia though.
He was a pretty kick ass General Zod (in Man of Steel).

Fuck, even in the piece of shit Bad Boy movies he was pretty funny as a Klansman.
 
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Does anyone else not give a shit about Hollywood's take on something once you've seen the documentaries and/or read the books?
 

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That other guy in the photo fucking ruled in Boardwalk Empire though
I was in line behind him at the supermarket one time and he was looking all pissed off that the cashier was taking too long. If it pisses you off that much just hire a mexican you're a fuckin movie star.
 

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The Irishman was based entirely on lies
Every Hollywood movie that is "based on a true story" is based on lies. It's what they love to do, and not just in movies (The Irishman, The Hurricane, ad infinitum) but in their "True Stories" about nigger saints (George Floyd, Michael Brown the gentle giant, Trayvon the innocent kid, Brionna Taylor the "nurse," etc.) and evil Whites (Hitler on down).

They do it with society ("that man is a woman," "trans stuff and abortions are healthcare," "clump of cells," "paid work is exploitation," etc.) and they do it with religion ("We're the chosen people," "we used to live in Israel," etc.)

Really makes you think.
 
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